1. I am a jack of all trades, master of none.
2. I hate close physical contact with people.
3. The alter ego in my head, the one that plays out the events of the day and predicts the future, is a very bitchy boy.
4. I consider myself asexual in that I never want a relationship.
5. I like to pretend a time traveler from the past is standing next to me, and I have to explain world history and scientific developments to them.
6. I have to set my alarm clock in prime numbers, or at least numbers that aren't divisible by 2,3,5 or 7.
7. I am still obsessed with Pokémon like nobody's business.
8. I wish I could fly.
9. I am scared shitless of drive through car washes.
10. I am Anonymous. I am legion.
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DURRRRRRHH....