shores of new jersey

[the_spaghetti_o]

incidentally, i had found his business card on the 4 train just this morning. it read, "therapeutic unicycling. bob willabaker, costume=no charge. 411 essex street." my itching curiousity brought me downtown to find a blind, one-legged sax player with spokes through his head, pedal in mouth and a note reading "PROBLEMS ALL SOLVED."

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