Tonight I bought a Bunnings branded water bottle. It's my conceit as a gardener, you see. As I was leaving the store the person who stands at the entrance helpfully mentioned that they had been giving away said drink bottles on the weekend and I 'should have been there'. Boy, did I feel like an elitist dickhead. Imagine paying $1 apiece for something so lacking in value I could have got it free. All for the sake of a label, nonetheless. Now I know how 'Stella McCartney for Target' psychos might feel (eventually).