Waiting for a stray bullett from a drive-by

[the_smoking_man]

So there I was having a decent year when all of a sudden......bam! dodgeball to the face

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[sylvans_isis]

I have a copy of Final Exit you can borrow.

[the_smoking_man]

It has to look like an accident or my mom won't get the money.

My main plan is to orchestrate it so that everyone is out of the building on a Friday evening and stay gone until Sunday, fill the flue on the boiler with a dead squirrel, possum or whatever, so that the carbon monoxide fills the building killing me whilst I sleep and no one else. The carbon monoxide detectors are going off all weekend so when everyone comes home they are alerted to the fumes, call the fire department and my body is found. No mess, all accident.

[sylvans_isis]

Sounds like you have it all planned out and probably won't need the book. Good thing. I was afraid I might not get it back after the "accident"

[the_smoking_man]

I can't read anyway. I only look at pictures....you'd have been hard pressed to get it back anyway this building will be empty soon and no one would have been around to give it to you.

[sylvans_isis]

Well see if I let you borrow anything.

[the_smoking_man]

You've never given anything but a hard way to go anyway so it kinda works to my favor, doesn't it?

[sylvans_isis]

You wish I was hard on you!

[the_smoking_man]

Unfortunately you do try but fail miserably.

[sylvans_isis]

I'll try not to lose sleep over it, tonight.

[the_smoking_man]

I don't expect you to.