I can't believe it!

[the_smoking_man]

In light of all my good fortune, I regret to inform you that my friend, Dennis, is no longer with us. I received the call Friday night, around 10:00pm. From what I was told, it was quick. Both he and the "heinous beast" were driving around Hamiltucky when he decided to pull over in front of the municipal building and that's where things took a turn for the worse. I'll spare the gory details but I will tell you that his parents, all but one sister and his closest friends were unable to help him in any way.....I'm sick to my stomach right now! The only thing that I can think to say right now is.....

.....WHY THE FUCK DID HE MARRY THAT SOW?!!!! He just threw his miserable existence, that he called a life, right into the toilet...along with my respect.