Things only Horse Riders Can Say
Girls Talking About Their Horses Always Seems To Sound Dirty
Things only horse riders can say!
please do not read this until you understand horse riding language!!! this is the conversations between horse ppl, so its kinda hard for others to follow!!!
1. He won't come into my hands!
2. There's
nothing like having 17 hands between your legs.
3. I'm gonna get off
now.
4. More leg, less hand...
5. It was a great ride, but
hes kinda sticky.
6. He needs a good 20 min warm-up...
7.
Relax your back, dont pinch with your knees, go with the motion, rock your
pelvis...
8. When he gets excited he really foams up!
9.
If he's not ridden 5 days a week he gets cranky...
10. I rode
yesterday, but Samm is gonna ride him today.
11. Go ahead, ride him,
you'll like him...he'll be good for you!
12. Push!!! Squeeze!!! Pull
hard!!!
13. He's being a pig, get his head up!
14. He
bends to left, but he's really stiff to the right.
15. He really over
reacts when I sit down into him...
16. Smack him if he
refuses!
17. Good, thats looks much better with his head
down.
18. When your getting ready for a jump, press your knuckles
firmly into his neck, to push yourself off.
19. You want his
hindquarters to be balanced and even with yours.
20. If you squeeze
with your thighs and legs he'll get off earlier.
21. You two perform
really well with each other!
22. Go hack him for a few
minutes.
23. Turn him out for a while.
24. I rode him
bareback.
25. He's/She's been around.
26. My trainer's
gunna do him in the PreGreens and Lows.
27. He's too much for
her, maybe you should get on.
28. He's a bit of a bumpy ride, just
try not to grip with ur thighs too much.
29.Make sure you
release.
30. Don't lean forward unless you want him to go
faster.
31. Don't pump too much.
32. Squeeze and
release... squeeze and release...give and take
33. "How was he
today?" reply... "Excellent, very obedient for once."
34. I got my
daughter a made one, he's super easy.
35. I just love riding the big
ones!!!
~~~~~~~~
:D
Katie, I know you will appreciate this one!
The rest of you can just laugh...
Things only horse riders can say!
please do not read this until you understand horse riding language!!! this is the conversations between horse ppl, so its kinda hard for others to follow!!!
1. He won't come into my hands!
2. There's
nothing like having 17 hands between your legs.
3. I'm gonna get off
now.
4. More leg, less hand...
5. It was a great ride, but
hes kinda sticky.
6. He needs a good 20 min warm-up...
7.
Relax your back, dont pinch with your knees, go with the motion, rock your
pelvis...
8. When he gets excited he really foams up!
9.
If he's not ridden 5 days a week he gets cranky...
10. I rode
yesterday, but Samm is gonna ride him today.
11. Go ahead, ride him,
you'll like him...he'll be good for you!
12. Push!!! Squeeze!!! Pull
hard!!!
13. He's being a pig, get his head up!
14. He
bends to left, but he's really stiff to the right.
15. He really over
reacts when I sit down into him...
16. Smack him if he
refuses!
17. Good, thats looks much better with his head
down.
18. When your getting ready for a jump, press your knuckles
firmly into his neck, to push yourself off.
19. You want his
hindquarters to be balanced and even with yours.
20. If you squeeze
with your thighs and legs he'll get off earlier.
21. You two perform
really well with each other!
22. Go hack him for a few
minutes.
23. Turn him out for a while.
24. I rode him
bareback.
25. He's/She's been around.
26. My trainer's
gunna do him in the PreGreens and Lows.
27. He's too much for
her, maybe you should get on.
28. He's a bit of a bumpy ride, just
try not to grip with ur thighs too much.
29.Make sure you
release.
30. Don't lean forward unless you want him to go
faster.
31. Don't pump too much.
32. Squeeze and
release... squeeze and release...give and take
33. "How was he
today?" reply... "Excellent, very obedient for once."
34. I got my
daughter a made one, he's super easy.
35. I just love riding the big
ones!!!
~~~~~~~~
:D
Katie, I know you will appreciate this one!
The rest of you can just laugh...