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I didn't find this funny so much as the additional information:
"Did you feel a little thrill when you got this result? It must be nice knowing that you're meant to be with the rock star who's always center stage, and who usually gets the most applause. Your band member is a bit vain, but that's understandable when someone is this talented, sexy and stylish. You don't mind putting in a little extra energy (fighting off groupies, etc.) if that's what it takes to make the relationship work. Your lead singer loves the spotlight and expects to be treated like a star, but you'll be very good at keeping him/her grounded. The great thing about dating a lead singer - at least, if he/she also writes the songs - is that whether the relationship ends well, ends badly, or continues forever, your love will probably inspire a few lyrics. So… what rhymes with your first name?"
What rhymes with my first name? Precisely NOTHING. Except if you want to write something really ropey. I mean, there's this old song with lyrics like...No, I'm not even doing it.
ANYWAY I AM SICK OF PEOPLE TREATING ME LIKE A GUY SO CAN WE HAVE A GIRLY SPAZ DOLLS? LIKE, POST UP PICTURES OF MEN. GOOD LOOKING MEN. ALSO GOODLOOKING WOMEN IF YOU WANT BUT YOU KNOW. JUST PEOPLE WHO ARE GETTING YOU ALL HOT AND BOTHERED AT THE MOMENT. LET'S JUST HAVE A GOOD OLD PERV. I AM INDULGING IN A LITTLE SHALLOWNESS FOR ONCE.
I think we can all agree this man is just too fucking shaggable.
Hogosh. Take your bloody blowjob lips away and stop taunting me.
I have been in love with Gerard's retarded little face for such a long time now that it just seems natural.
Arms. Nrrg.
I have a lot of trouble finding someone who agrees with me here but still. Just.
I know he's dead but. Just say he wasn't. Just SAY.
This is Jack White if you couldn't tell. The clue is in the fact that he is quite clearly a fucking nutjob.
Sex.
Despite being way too fucking pretty to really qualify as male, he's still on the list.
Both of them.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only man I've ever seen look good in a kilt.
At a concert I went to, this man had the entire audience weeping for joy just by revealing two square inches of his bare chest.
EDIT: I HAD TO INCLUDE THIS:
OMFG I WANT ONE. *pets*
If you have any of those people you think better exemplify their pure sex, please do share. Anyway, comment with your favourites and let's all be very shallow and pervy. You only get the one life right.