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[the_sidewinder]

It's no good. I cannot write essays on Russia. I just cannot do it. I even made a plan for God's sake and it's just not happening.

I'm going to write a Philosophy essay to make myself feel better and think about what excuse to give later on. Will it work if I just tell my teacher that I am physically incapable of writing this essay? Ugh.

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[sunjuju]

He's not a very good snuggler. D:

[the_sidewinder]

You know this for real? How?

Also that chimney thing of yours was in my dream the other night.

[sunjuju]

Because I drunkenly (although I don't drink, just ignore that fact) tried to rape him and he was disappointingly unresponsive.

Also, AWESOME. What happened?

[the_sidewinder]

Yeah, I can imagine that if you try to rape someone, they're not going to want to snuggle with you. What happened then? When you were not drunk?

Um I don't remember...It was just a flashing of random images and they were there. I don't understand them, what are they all about?

[ladyofsalzburg]

Ahhh Russia. Whats your essay supposed to be on?
I strangely miss Russia, even though Graham Cummings (our Studies in Musicology lecturer) now thinks that Katie M and I read Pravda reguarly because we said we both loved Russia and told him that to become a ruler of Russia you needed a damn good moustache....

Philosophy essays are more fun when your brain is in the right mode. It is a geniune excuse to tell someone youre physically incapable of writing an essay... I did it with my slavery one (which thankfully is all over). Told my tutor afterwards that I just really didnt know what to write which was why it was so bad. He was like, yeah we all have days like that.

[the_sidewinder]

"Discuss the use of repression and reaction in the reign of Nicholas II." Ugh. And I don't think I can just write "he has a big moustache" but thanks for the tip anyway. It's one of those times where I have all the notes, I just can't make them go into an essay form. Grrr.

See, I love writing Philosophy essays except oddly enough the ones you have to write for A Level don't require you to think for yourself; you get top marks if you just copy out of the book. Bah.

[ladyofsalzburg]

Ahhh Nicholas II. So much fun. I don't think we did any quite like that. At least its one of those balance essays though, they're easier to do than some of the others sometimes.

Philo essays are fun when you know what you're writing about - your own ideas or whatnot. I loved AS level Philosophy because in the exam there was a question I had pretty much done as a practice revision question the week before - used the same answer for the exam and got 92/100 (woo). I love just sitting and thinking about it though. Sooo much stuff.... and then you confuse everyone with it all later!

[feelallhigh]

Meh, at least his hands are hiding his stupid face I suppose.

Hey guess what? I love you.

Spencer is pissy cos the baby has been a bitch all day. Boo.

[the_sidewinder]

YOU LEAVE JOSHWA ALONE YOU BAD THING.

*rubs Spencer's bump* Aww. His tits are huuuuuuge. Boy.

[dragonlady4]

Oh, my god. NO ONE ELSE HAS GOT THERE BEFORE ME!!!

........

IN RUSSIA, ESSAYS WRITE YOU!!

Now if only I knew where that parodied saying was from...

[dragonlady4]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yakov_Smirnoff#Russian_reversal

and lo, the question was answered!

PLEASE put that in the essay? X)

[the_sidewinder]

I LOVE YOU.

Wow, that really cheered me up actually! But I don't think it'll make the final cut. Much as it would please me to just hand in a sheet of paper with "In Russia, essay writes YOU!" in the centre.

[frankjersey]

Yes it is - a legitimate excuse, that is. My university tutor asked why I hadn't handed in my first assignment and I just told him I couldn't be arsed. He laughed. It was only much later that I realised he'd laughed because I would have to hand in all my overdue work after xmas, which - thanks to my spending nearly that entire period of my life inebriated - I had to complete in a single night when I returned to university. I emailed it to him at 8 am and had to try and stay awake for the entirety of that seminar, which proved one of the more challenging experiences of my entire life. I actually fell asleep on the desk in a classroom in florence after being out on the town the entire previous night when I was just 15, and was awoken - roughly - by the fittest guy in the class at the end, but that's another story.

Tell em what you like, so long as you get it done eventually.

[the_sidewinder]

You have all the fun. I'm a total square, I really worry about having things done on time.

Also I can't believe you went through a whole comment and didn't even mention little Joshwa.