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1. My mother borrowed my computer so now I have SPIDER SOLITARE in my start menu. This made me laugh hysterically because I am TERRIBLY FUCKING LAME. Then I made this:
2. I finished my stupid fucking personal statement, but now I've locked myself out of my UCAS account because I cleverly forgot my username, and I'm scared to try having it sent to me again because I only have one attempt left and then I'll be logged out for ever and everness.
3. I love adding 'ness' onto the end of words.
4. I also love getting drunk with Georgie who is AWESOMENESS IN A BOX and I wish she was on LJ so I could spazz at her.
5. Guess who just won an Audi because she has a super-awesome email address? It's not you, bitches. Man I love blatantly fake offers like this.
6. Vik needs to stop feeling woeful because she is COOOOOOL with extra Os and I luffs her. Have an e-cookie.
7. Haven't done as much work as I should have today but I practically have tomorrow and Tuesday off, because I only have one lesson tomorrow, and on Tuesday the school's holding this stupid 'Women's Day' for Sixth Formers, to teach us how to take care of ourselves. I thought that was blatantly sexist and annoying, so I opted out (not just because I'm lazy, seriously). So I'm not going in Tuesday. I mean, if half the class is missing we're not going to be learning anything anyway. So, basically I have a ton of time to do work, I think.
8. My parents have gone to see Status Quo. There is no cereal. These two things are connected, probably.
Over and Out.
2. I finished my stupid fucking personal statement, but now I've locked myself out of my UCAS account because I cleverly forgot my username, and I'm scared to try having it sent to me again because I only have one attempt left and then I'll be logged out for ever and everness.
3. I love adding 'ness' onto the end of words.
4. I also love getting drunk with Georgie who is AWESOMENESS IN A BOX and I wish she was on LJ so I could spazz at her.
5. Guess who just won an Audi because she has a super-awesome email address? It's not you, bitches. Man I love blatantly fake offers like this.
6. Vik needs to stop feeling woeful because she is COOOOOOL with extra Os and I luffs her. Have an e-cookie.
7. Haven't done as much work as I should have today but I practically have tomorrow and Tuesday off, because I only have one lesson tomorrow, and on Tuesday the school's holding this stupid 'Women's Day' for Sixth Formers, to teach us how to take care of ourselves. I thought that was blatantly sexist and annoying, so I opted out (not just because I'm lazy, seriously). So I'm not going in Tuesday. I mean, if half the class is missing we're not going to be learning anything anyway. So, basically I have a ton of time to do work, I think.
8. My parents have gone to see Status Quo. There is no cereal. These two things are connected, probably.
Over and Out.