the one on being a loser

[the_shuttler]

am really tempted to just throw in the towel and not learn how to drive. it's an extremely stressful experience to be on the roads. damn those taxi-drivers and those who cut into my lanes.

how the hell am i supposed to:
- make sure the car isn't too close to the curb
- change gears
- signal left and change lanes
- control the clutch, accelerator and brake
- judge the stopping distance
- remember that it's on a slope
- stop just before the stop line

all within that damn few seconds before the traffic light?

change gear earlier, get scolded.
stop too far away, get scolded.
rev the engine to hard before moving off, get scolded.
go too near to the edge and risk knocking down cones, get scolded. (okay this one i'm willing to be scolded. my bad.)
dun brake smoothly, get scolded.

oh fuck it.