woo.. 24 more days till christmas man!!

Dec 02, 2004 14:25

today was a snowman...and an "L" of course.
im in the library with Jessica Jean Dugan and im waiting for practice to arrive. practice is supposed to be at 3 but were meeting at 245 to do secret santa...it will be fun this year bc im too lazy to go to my locker and take the porn out of it so who ever has it...ill share!!

theres only 24 more days left till christmas and im extra excited. If you love me enough to get me a gift...all i want for christmas is:
1. SEX
2. anything you can find at The Erotic Emporium
3. A bisexual male stripper...or a transvestite if you cant find the stripper
4. a pink dildo from spencers of course...mines broke!! [it has to be from spencers]
5. real hand cuffs bc mine are easy to escape from
6. whips and chains
7. a naked picture of lauren grimaldi or tiga samuelson
8. a giant door size poster of myself in one of my drunken phases.
10. shot glasses with funny phrases that have to do anything with sucking or swallowing

if any of you super people get my any of those things...ill bake you cookies for a week...and ill give you a big suprise!! i love you alll!!!

so,i told nikki what iwanted for christmas from her. other then marellous anal sex...i decided that a candy jar full of different flavor condoms would do. ill put it in my room for a little extra...ya know...flaver! [ha, get the joke!!]

well, its time for me to goo...i love you...and happy chanukka [??] on monday i think!!

"im stuck in a room hued marvellous red, with a boy i dont love and drugs in my head!"
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