I couldn't help it..
I went to Wikipedia and edited Robin Meade's bio,adding that she was officially the hottest news anchor as voted by every male
heterosexual on Earth.Am I wrong for doing this?Is it discourteous in any way?
I don't think so and furthermore,I don't care.I am one of those "free spirits" your parents always told you not to hang around with in school.
I am planning on taking Robin to Monaco for her birthday.Shhh,don't tell her,it's a surprise!
Let's get to the heart of what I'm saying here.In essence,I believe that the values of the masses concerning beauty are horribly askew.
Case in point;If you could spend an hour with Paris Hilton or Robin Meade,who would you choose?
It's no question that I would choose Robin because even though I could never possibly have the opportunity,her seduction
would be total and far reaching in my psyche.With Paris,I wouldn't be able able to say much more than"That's hot" or "That's SO hot." or
"That's kinda......not,hot," or"Hot...It doth glisteneth with hot all over it."
I'm sure that if I chose Paris,we would have a splendid time,but little to talk about. I think she's pretty typical of women of her class,and to that I
plead the fifth as to my implications as to what I mean. ;)
I wonder if Fiona Apple has ever written ONE happy song?
Now,back to the magnificent wonderful world of Robin.
Meade!,She is the cupbearer to God's swollen nipple milk to my way of thinking,(which is a real accomplishment because I'm agnostic).
She was a runner up finalist in Miss Ohio,(Which she should have won but Ohio is ghey and even the natives there will agree with me).
Good God!Is she a robot?Could it be that I have developed a crush on some form of alien technology?
Her eyes hold secrets and mysteries that are too vast to belong to an Earthling.This theory grabs me momentarily
but is replaced by my new theory that I have which is mine that I made...and this is my theory;
Robin Meade is sexy on one end,much, much sexier in the middle,..and sexy again at the other end.
It's 5:55 am.Why am I awake?I'll tell you.
I retire rather late and have for many years now.I reason that if the world were to end,it's a 50% chance that it will happen in the daytime
and before noon.That's why i sleep until one pm.If it's going down I want to miss the whole thing.
There is one fatal flaw in this reasoning...
What if it happens at night?
Then,You guys will be asleep and I won't disturb you with a phone call!
heterosexual on Earth.Am I wrong for doing this?Is it discourteous in any way?
I don't think so and furthermore,I don't care.I am one of those "free spirits" your parents always told you not to hang around with in school.
I am planning on taking Robin to Monaco for her birthday.Shhh,don't tell her,it's a surprise!
Let's get to the heart of what I'm saying here.In essence,I believe that the values of the masses concerning beauty are horribly askew.
Case in point;If you could spend an hour with Paris Hilton or Robin Meade,who would you choose?
It's no question that I would choose Robin because even though I could never possibly have the opportunity,her seduction
would be total and far reaching in my psyche.With Paris,I wouldn't be able able to say much more than"That's hot" or "That's SO hot." or
"That's kinda......not,hot," or"Hot...It doth glisteneth with hot all over it."
I'm sure that if I chose Paris,we would have a splendid time,but little to talk about. I think she's pretty typical of women of her class,and to that I
plead the fifth as to my implications as to what I mean. ;)
I wonder if Fiona Apple has ever written ONE happy song?
Now,back to the magnificent wonderful world of Robin.
Meade!,She is the cupbearer to God's swollen nipple milk to my way of thinking,(which is a real accomplishment because I'm agnostic).
She was a runner up finalist in Miss Ohio,(Which she should have won but Ohio is ghey and even the natives there will agree with me).
Good God!Is she a robot?Could it be that I have developed a crush on some form of alien technology?
Her eyes hold secrets and mysteries that are too vast to belong to an Earthling.This theory grabs me momentarily
but is replaced by my new theory that I have which is mine that I made...and this is my theory;
Robin Meade is sexy on one end,much, much sexier in the middle,..and sexy again at the other end.
It's 5:55 am.Why am I awake?I'll tell you.
I retire rather late and have for many years now.I reason that if the world were to end,it's a 50% chance that it will happen in the daytime
and before noon.That's why i sleep until one pm.If it's going down I want to miss the whole thing.
There is one fatal flaw in this reasoning...
What if it happens at night?
Then,You guys will be asleep and I won't disturb you with a phone call!