The Visitor's Guide To Smallville (Chlark/Humor Fic) Revamped/Re-Pimped
Smallville....An Almanac!
By Chloe SullivanSince I usually play Clark Kent's Search Engine Girl to his Super Boy antics, I took upon myself to get the details on our leafy little hamlet:
* Welcome to Smallville
o Town Motto:
[old - before 1990] Creamed Corn Capital of the World
[new - after 1990] Meteor Capital of the World
o Official tree: Old Oak Tree in town Triangle Park
o Official Song: "Save Me" by Remy Zero
o Smallville Town Bird: Crow
o Temporarily renamed by TIME Magazine to Meteor-ville!
o Elevation: 100 feet at city hall
o Population: 45,787 people
18,335 households, and 10,340 families residing in the city. There are 20,693 housing units. The racial makeup of the city is 80.57% White, 6.28% African American, 4.65% Native American, 1.00% Asian, 0.04% Pacific Islander, 0.79% from other races. 6.67% of the population is Hispanic or Latino.
Keen Observations-
Pete: My guess is that Clark saved one person of each ethnic background at least twice...since freshman year...
Clark: Really?
Chloe: No. He missed out on Sofu Tatupo, the Samoan, but Sofu's student exchange term ended before his life was threatened.
Pete: Dang!
Clark: I think you guys aren't seeing the big picture....
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The Visitor's Guide To Smallville
Now with 1000% more pictures, now in 2 parts!