CLANA! A One Act Play
CLANA! ~ A One Act Play
By The Satyr Icon
In The Loft
Lana Lang (sitting on the couch): Clark...I want "that kind" of relationship....
Clark Kent (oddly smiling and looking at a group of cows in the field....he looks at Lana with utter shock): You mean....an actual relationship?
Lana: Yes...no...I mean wait...we're moving too fast!
Clark: It would be just a second date, really....
Lana: So ...you really just wanna get to second base, is it? You perv! My parents warned Me about boys like you! (she runs to the Loft stairs)
Clark: What the hell are you talking about?
Lana: I want a relationship where I know your inner most secrets....no lies between us...
Clark: OK...but we have to ...date...
Lana: Damn it Clark...is that all you think about? Dating? Talking?
Clark: Umm, Lana...how can I tell you My inner most secrets when we don't even communicate on the same level...or even communicate at all?
Lana: So...you're holding back....Damn it, Clark...why? I LOVE YOU...and you're stopping our relationship...
Clark: I don't know what to say
Lana: Your silence says it all...
Clark (cell phone rings; Chloe's personal chime): Hold on...My phone is ringing.....Hey Chloe...
(Clark sports a huge smile; Lana scrunches her nose)...what? oh nothing...what? talk about...that place? ok...I'll be right there...
Lana: You were always able to talk to HER ...(sits primly on the couch)
Clark: So? We just talk a lot and have similar interests and stuff
Lana: We really don't have anything in common except breathing....
Clark: Yeah...
Lana: Make love to me, Clark....
Clark: Umm...now?
Lana: We love each other right?
Clark: I love My mom's apple pie and no matter what Pete says, I never made love to that...
Lana: Oh...I see *scrunches nose*...I don't want a secret love...
Clark: Ok...no secrets....I'm an alien...
Lana: Yes...not to make love to me, you'd have to be...
Clark: Umm...no...I'm really an alien...
Lana: Clark...just go see what Chloe wants...probably some huge crisis you two always solve
Clark: She just wants to talk...
Lana: and thats more important than telling Me your secrets?
Clark: I just did...
Lana: Clark...you're just not the boy I fell in love with at Whitney's funeral! Stop hiding behind your emotions for Chloe and tell me everything!
Clark: I did!
Lana: You're just like everyone that loved me...Mom and Dad...Whitney...Adam...Jason...
Clark: Dead?
Lana: No...just...emotionally distant
Clark: That's 'cuz they are dead
Lana: They just won't talk anymore! When you and Chloe are running around, I sit at their graves and chit chat...now..NOTHING!
Clark: I really don't wanna be dead to talk to you and I really need to talk to Chloe...
Lana: FINE...LEAVE ME IN MY MOMENT OF NEEDING YOUR SECRETS!
(Clark leaves)
Lana: Maybe I can get Lex to buy Me the Talon again..
(as soon as Clark enters his family's kitchen...)
Chloe: Hey...so I figured that your Ice Castle somehow affects your powers and....
(Clark just smiles and listens....)
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By The Satyr Icon
In The Loft
Lana Lang (sitting on the couch): Clark...I want "that kind" of relationship....
Clark Kent (oddly smiling and looking at a group of cows in the field....he looks at Lana with utter shock): You mean....an actual relationship?
Lana: Yes...no...I mean wait...we're moving too fast!
Clark: It would be just a second date, really....
Lana: So ...you really just wanna get to second base, is it? You perv! My parents warned Me about boys like you! (she runs to the Loft stairs)
Clark: What the hell are you talking about?
Lana: I want a relationship where I know your inner most secrets....no lies between us...
Clark: OK...but we have to ...date...
Lana: Damn it Clark...is that all you think about? Dating? Talking?
Clark: Umm, Lana...how can I tell you My inner most secrets when we don't even communicate on the same level...or even communicate at all?
Lana: So...you're holding back....Damn it, Clark...why? I LOVE YOU...and you're stopping our relationship...
Clark: I don't know what to say
Lana: Your silence says it all...
Clark (cell phone rings; Chloe's personal chime): Hold on...My phone is ringing.....Hey Chloe...
(Clark sports a huge smile; Lana scrunches her nose)...what? oh nothing...what? talk about...that place? ok...I'll be right there...
Lana: You were always able to talk to HER ...(sits primly on the couch)
Clark: So? We just talk a lot and have similar interests and stuff
Lana: We really don't have anything in common except breathing....
Clark: Yeah...
Lana: Make love to me, Clark....
Clark: Umm...now?
Lana: We love each other right?
Clark: I love My mom's apple pie and no matter what Pete says, I never made love to that...
Lana: Oh...I see *scrunches nose*...I don't want a secret love...
Clark: Ok...no secrets....I'm an alien...
Lana: Yes...not to make love to me, you'd have to be...
Clark: Umm...no...I'm really an alien...
Lana: Clark...just go see what Chloe wants...probably some huge crisis you two always solve
Clark: She just wants to talk...
Lana: and thats more important than telling Me your secrets?
Clark: I just did...
Lana: Clark...you're just not the boy I fell in love with at Whitney's funeral! Stop hiding behind your emotions for Chloe and tell me everything!
Clark: I did!
Lana: You're just like everyone that loved me...Mom and Dad...Whitney...Adam...Jason...
Clark: Dead?
Lana: No...just...emotionally distant
Clark: That's 'cuz they are dead
Lana: They just won't talk anymore! When you and Chloe are running around, I sit at their graves and chit chat...now..NOTHING!
Clark: I really don't wanna be dead to talk to you and I really need to talk to Chloe...
Lana: FINE...LEAVE ME IN MY MOMENT OF NEEDING YOUR SECRETS!
(Clark leaves)
Lana: Maybe I can get Lex to buy Me the Talon again..
(as soon as Clark enters his family's kitchen...)
Chloe: Hey...so I figured that your Ice Castle somehow affects your powers and....
(Clark just smiles and listens....)
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