I swear, officer, I didn't know she was twelve.

[the_sanctified]

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[signal_lost]

...You're not allowed to say anything bad about mine, now.

As soon as I figure what part of the coding makes the computers force us to take these, I'm doing yours.

Rika, what is it about you that attracts older men?

[breakfateloli]

I don't mean to attract older men...

Was yours really bad, Miriallia?

[signal_lost]

No, I blame them, not you. Funny how they all happen to be ninja, too...

Uh, well, it says I'm going to marry Hidan...

[breakfateloli]

Well, that was the pricipal's fault an accident, and he really was a nice person. He didn't do anything wrong.

Oh. Um. I see...

[the_sanctified]

Blame them? You saying this is my fault? Like fucking hell.

[signal_lost]

You're not the only one.

And I'm just saying you're more at fault than she is.

[the_sanctified]

How?! I didn't do shit!

[signal_lost]

It was your computer that posted it.

[the_sanctified]

So it was the computer's fault, damn it. Don't blame me.

[signal_lost]

Well then why don't you smash it next time it suggests you marry someone half your age?

[the_sanctified]

You think I haven't done that already? The robots just keep replacing it.

[signal_lost]

...Well I guess that's not too surprising.

Ah, well. Like I said, as soon as I can figure out how to stop them, I'm fix yours first.

[the_sanctified]

There a reason why you'll fix mine first?

*paranoid that she thinks he's a pedo? What gave you that idea?*

[signal_lost]

Because I find these results just as disturbing as you do.

[the_sanctified]

You know I had nothing to do with it, right?

[signal_lost]

Yeah, well, of all my friends, your results were the most disturbing, so you get to the top of my list.