Organizing this crap pt. V: Oct. 16 - Feb. 14
Oct. 16
Intro Post
Itachi finds him | ♥
Shikamaru finds him | ♥
Tobi finds him | ♥
Meets Yuu and Lavi | ♥
Oct. 17
Second Post
Enter mother Konan | ♥
Sasori is nice | ♥
Shikamaru is mean | ♥
Pein and Sasori discuss rooming arrangements | ♥
Deidara gets pissy | ♥
Deidara gets pissier | ♥
Pein has a problem with Hidan rooming with Konan | ♥
Hidan makes friends with Johnny | ♥
Tobi makes Hidan want to die | ♥
Enter Suigetsu and Juugo | ♥
Commented at Tobi's post
Hidan tells Tobi to STFU | ♥
Commented at Juugo's post
Commented at Juugo's post
Hidan finds Juugo freaky | ♥
Commented at Konan's post
Hidan tells Konan the truth about Pein | ♥
Oct. 18
Commented at Tobi's post
Juugo asks Hidan for Dusty records | ♥
Oct. 19
Third Post
Hidan kills Yuu and Lavi | ♥
Larxene hits on Hidan | ♥
Enter Karin | ♥
She is mercilessly teased | ♥
Enter Neji | ♥
They somehow become buddies lol boys are so weird | ♥
Tobi gets exorcised | ♥
Pein goes too far and Hidan quits | ♥
Itachi doesn't help | ♥
Johnny gets some Q&A and Tobi gets touchy feely | ♥
Roxas is concerned | ♥
Hidan finds a friend in Mello | ♥
Oct. 20
Fourth Post
Neji chats | ♥
Scary Tobi is scary | ♥
Temari taunts | ♥
Pein tries for damage control | ♥
And fails miserably | ♥
Poor Roxas | ♥
Suigetsu is friendly...? | ♥
Larxene demonstrates she’s hot for Hidan | ♥
Sasori is nice again | ♥
But Shikamaru is mean | ♥
Enter Kakuzu | ♥
Commented at Tobi's post
Tobi lacks comfort | ♥
Oct. 21
Commented at Kakuzu's post
Made fun of him | ♥
Commented at Megara's post
Interrogated her | ♥
Commented at Hinata's post
Found Tobi smothering her | ♥
Teased the poor girl | ♥
And some more | ♥
And scared the shit out of her | ♥
Oct. 22
Commented at Sakura's post
Enter Sakura | ♥
They talk | ♥
And make a deal | ♥
Tobi and Sakura discuss Hidan's prettiness | ♥
Sakura talks religion and contraceptives | ♥
Tobi proves his pain tolerance | ♥
Commented at Johnny's post
Checked in on revived Johnny | ♥
Oct. 22
Fifth Post
Suigetsu reveals some shocking news | ♥
Well wishes from Karin | ♥
Well wishes from Neji | ♥
Sakura nags | ♥
Oct. 23
Commented at Sakura's post
Gets willingly killed by Sakura | ♥
Then comes back to life | ♥
Is loved on by Tobi | ♥
Hinata welcomes him back | ♥
As does Suigetsu | ♥
As does Neji | ♥
As does Johnny | ♥
As does Sakura wow Hidan you are so loved | ♥
Commented at Tobi's post
Tobi leaves some notes | ♥
Commented at The Principal's post
He's annoying | ♥
Commented at Tamaki's post
Tobi wants friendship | ♥
Tamaki's bubble is burst | ♥
Tamaki thinks Hidan's lonely | ♥
Poor Hinata | ♥
Really, poor Hinata | ♥
Seriously, poor, poor Hinata | ♥
Cheer up, Emo Sakura | ♥
Commented at Tobi's post
They talk feelings | ♥
Shit happens | ♥
Tobi declares his undying love | ♥
Oct. 24
Commented at Hinata’s post
Hidan discovers Hinata half-naked in the hallway | ♥
And assumes she and Tobi did the dirty | ♥
And makes Hinata cry | ♥
Then realizes robots were responsible | ♥
Tobi is a tad slow on the uptake | ♥
And Hidan doesn’t appreciate his comments | ♥
Commented at Neji’s post
Hidan hides a certain book from him | ♥
Tobi shows up with PORN sinful reading material | ♥
Neji is surprised by Hidan’s penchant for sweets | ♥
Sixth post
Suigetsu sleepwalks and eats Stanley | ♥
Hidan wakes up and freaks out when he finds Suigetsu in bed with him | ♥
And realizes his fish is gone | ♥
And proceeds to kill Suigetsu | ♥
And some more, until he notices something strange | ♥
Hidan kills Suigetsu and Stanley bursts out of the corpse ala Alien | ♥
Returns Stanley to his tank and tells Karin to take the corpse out of his room | ♥
Oct. 25
Commented at Shikamaru’s post
Checks in on the commotion | ♥
Only to get hugged by Shikamaru, which ends in decapitation and dismemberment | ♥
Oct. 26
Commented at Shikamaru’s post
And wished him a happy suicide | ♥
Commented at Deidara’s post
Hidan asks Larxene a favour | ♥
Oct. 27
Commented at Deidara’s post
Arrives late to the bomb shelter meeting | ♥
And tests Larxene’s patience | ♥
Commented at Juugo’s post
And told him to stay the hell away | ♥
Oct. 28
Seventh post
Hinata admires his pumpkin-carving skills | ♥
Neji can’t hide his surprise | ♥
Juugo is flattered | ♥
Shikamaru engages Hidan in a pumpkin/robot parts fight | ♥
Mello shows Hidan a gun | ♥
Shikamaru interrupts with his two cents | ♥
But Mello gives Hidan the gun all the same, he’s such a good friend~ | ♥
And teaches a grateful Hidan how to use it | ♥
Tobi admires Hidan’s jack-o-lantern and gets manhandled for being touchy feely | ♥
Nov. 3
Commented at Sakura’s post
Hidan confides in Sakura and tests their “friendship” | ♥
Nov. 4
Commented at Neji's post
Gets hit on by virus!Neji | ♥
Eighth post
Tobi discovers Hidan is a mama’s boy | ♥
They talk family history | ♥
(This still has the possibility of being continued in a future thread, since it has an insane amount of potential to rot people’s teeth with adorability. XD)
Nov. 5
Commented at Taro’s post
Bonds with Johnny and cuts off Taro’s thumb | ♥
Gets spiritual, makes Johnny happy, and feels better for it | ♥
Nov. 6
Commented at Temari’s post
Hurts Tobi’s feelings | ♥
Then makes it better with a smack and some choice words | ♥
Temari looks to Hidan to get Tobi away from her | ♥
Hidan is not helpful | ♥
Gets into a bitchfight with Temari | ♥
Only to settle down kinda over the discussion of weapons | ♥
Nov. 7
Commented at Sakura's post
Laughed at her, offered a suggestion, then left after Sakura was a meanie to him | ♥
Ninth post
Compares scythes with Temari | ♥
Which ends in chaos when Kamatari tries to eat Stanley | ♥
Hidan doesn’t appreciate Temari’s treatment of his fish | ♥
Then he meets Hunny | ♥
And actually kinda gets along with Karin | ♥
Defends himself against Suigetsu, then shares a moment of spiritual understanding | ♥
Tobi drops by briefly | ♥
Meets Niao for the first time and learns about tennis | ♥
Konan drops by with Nachos | ♥
And Hidan placates her after Temari is rude | ♥
Hei introduces himself | ♥
Deidara arrives, and an emotional bitchfest results | ♥
Tamaki is eerily nice to Hidan | ♥
Mello is a considerate dear | ♥
Shikamaru gets jealous gives Hidan the evil eye | ♥
Neji goes from aloof priss to drama queen | ♥
Johnny and Hidan bond some more | ♥
Nov. 8
Commented at Temari's post
And got stuck waiting outside the women’s washroom | ♥
(Has the potential to be continued in the future)
Nov. 9
Commented at Tamaki's HALLOWEEN POST
Stumbles in as Jack the Ripper | ♥
And actually falls for Karin’s bluff | ♥
Is welcomed and informed by Tamaki | ♥
Runs into Temari and is appalled by her costume | ♥
Then exchanges words with Sakura before having a panic attack | ♥
Encounters Suigetsu and actually feels sorry for him | ♥
Laughs his ass off at Itachi | ♥
Meets Sasuke for the first time | ♥
Gets snarked at by Neji and has his revenge | ♥
Talks briefly with Niou | ♥
And meets up with Tobi | ♥
Then decides to go intimidate Lavi and inadvertently save Temari from getting hit on, only to end up dragging her corpse to a couch when she accidentally kills herself | ♥
Gets coerced into staying with her | ♥
Which progresses into a food fight | ♥
Encounters Deidara, freaks him out for the lulz, then gets violent | ♥
Takes a moment to tell Tobi to flee for his life | ♥
Then the night ends for Hidan in an all-out food fight between himself, Deidara, Temari, and Tobi | ♥
Nov. 12
Commented at Mikoto's post
Hidan makes his sentiments known to Itachi | ♥
Nov. 14
Commented at Johnny's post
Hidan and Johnny have fun with the Death Note | ♥
Yes, Johnny, he's really immortal | ♥
Hidan gets peed on by wolf Shikamaru | ♥
Then discusses Death Note technicalities with Johnny | ♥
Gets mocked by Shikamaru | ♥
Uses Hinata to get Shikamaru’s last name | ♥
Kills Shikamaru | ♥
Nov. 16
Commented at Kisame’s post
Greets Kisame | ♥
Nov. 25
Tenth post
Meets Gin | ♥
They talk religion and Hollows | ♥
Makes small talk with Kisame | ♥
Gets Johnny in on his hobby | ♥
Talks shit about Itachi with Suigetsu | ♥
Discusses hobbies with Hinata | ♥
Hinata offers to bake him cookies | ♥
Tells Mello to lay off of Johnny (unconcluded, probably because Mello ran away from the sheer crazy) | ♥
Intimidates the hell out of Tamaki | ♥
Tobi talks about a midlife crisis | ♥
which leads to their most serious conversation yet (unconcluded) | ♥
Introduces Lee's hand to a thumbtack | ♥
Talks to Sasuke and tells him about Itachi’s eyesight | ♥
Is snarked at by Temari | ♥
Plays the insult game with Naruto | ♥
Meets and makes friends with Schuldig | ♥
Explains to Juugo how he got into the basement | ♥
Encounters a chained Neji and Itachi | ♥
Meets Johnny’s new turtle, Frederick | ♥
Discusses his hobby with Deidara and Sakura | ♥
Then surprises Deidara with his interest in bombs | ♥
And they actually make nice and talk pleasantly | ♥
Gets the handcuff dealy explained by Deidara | ♥
Then they discuss how awful women are | ♥
And Hidan brings up his mother | ♥
Gets technical with Sakura over dismemberment | ♥
Takes Sakura’s picture | ♥
Meets Grimmjow and makes friends | ♥
And they plan a future kill-date | ♥
Nov. 25
Commented at Temari's post
Receives a new pet from Temari | ♥
And is put off by almost everything she says | ♥
Which ends in a big argument and a bitchslap | ♥
Nov. 26
Commented at Johnny's post
Breaks into the Principal’s office with Johnny to steal the fish tank, and ends up getting squashed by it on the stairwell, not to mentioned impaled on a carelessly placed janitor sign | ♥
Nov. 29
Commented at Mikoto’s post
Has the most awkward convo ever | ♥
Dec. 13
Commented at Temari’s post
And is still pissed about being bitchslapped | ♥
Dec. 13
Commented at Death’s post
Meets Death, receives some crushing news, and ultimately snags him as a roommate | ♥
Dec. 13
OOC post on personal journal
Was OOCly comforted by OOC Sakura | ♥
Received hug from OOC Mello | ♥
Received hug from OOC Johnny (which somehow led to an intense discussion about religion and spontaneously turned IC LOL) | ♥
Was ridiculed by mean Shikamaru | ♥
OOC Neji made that all better with pro comforting | ♥
OOC Sasuke pwned all, including OOC Hidan, with his cuteness | ♥
OOC Temari only made the situation worse | ♥
Which oddly enough led to domestic pet-sitting | ♥
Is saved from OOC Temari by OOC Suigetsu | ♥
Dec. 14
Commented at Tobi's post
Chews Tobi out for disappearing | ♥
Dec. 18
Commented at Ino’s post
Encounters Ino, and decides he doesn’t recognize her | ♥
Dec. 19
Commented at the Principal’s post
Finds out his secret santa is Lavi | ♥
Finds out he’s secret santa to Orihime | ♥
Dec. 19
Commented at Temari’s post
Laughed at Temari being stuck with Sakura | ♥
Gives Sakura his opinion on Mistletoe | ♥
Offers Temari some off-colour advice | ♥
Dec. 19
Commented at Temari’s post
They battle it out | ♥
And accidentally brings back her memories | ♥
Which leads to a kinda sorta reconciliation | ♥
Dec. 20
Commented on Temari’s post
Dumps Betsy on a recuperating Temari | ♥
Dec. 21
Commented on Hinata’s post
Resisted getting dragged over by mistletoe (unconcluded, but I can safely say Hidan evaded the mistletoe by effectively throwing himself out the window. :D) | ♥
Dec. 25
Commented on the Principal’s post
Relents to his threat | ♥
Asks Orihime what she wants | ♥
Dec. 25
Commented at Johnny's post
Receives cookies, gives vial of acid | ♥
Dec. 27
Eleventh post
Gives Orihime her Jashinified gift, gets hugged, and gets acquainted with Shun Shun Rikka | ♥
Dec. 27
Commented at Temari's post
Recieves a framed picture of his pets | ♥
Bothers Temari for lulz, then gives her a rosary in return | ♥
Dec. 28
Commented at Sakura's post
Receives Jashinified mittens; breaks her brain | ♥
Dec. 28
Commented at Neji’s post
Is summoned via intercom | ♥
Passes time chatting up Tenten | ♥
Receives homemade conditioner from Neji and gives him split end treatment | ♥
Dec. 28
Commented at the Principal’s post
Greets Schuldig | ♥
Receives hair gel | ♥
Receives Jashin bible from Lavi | ♥
Receives a grindstone from Tamaki | ♥
Receives ginger cookies from Hinata | ♥
Meets Tsunade and sets up an appointment of sorts | ♥
Confides in Johnny; BFFness is acknowledged | ♥
Shares his grindstone with Sasuke, talks about Itachi and Mikoto | ♥
They discuss age, immortality, and then some | ♥
Has a bit of a fallout with Tobi | ♥
Dec. 29
Twelfth post
Following the fallout with Tobi, ends up leaving him a gift anyway, which leads to much angst, introspection, revelations of true intentions, acknowledgment of their friendship, trust, and a very optimistic ending. (*still weepy over this goddamn it*)
Dec. 29
Commented at Yugito's post
Stated the obvious | ♥
Jan. 2
Commented at Johnny's post
Gives Johnny the most badass haircut ever | ♥
Jan. 16
Commented at Temari's post
Greets Temari upon her return | ♥
Jan. 26
Thirteenth post
Rants to Neji | ♥
Ends up naming Neji’s kitten | ♥
Then progresses to the topic of conditioner | ♥
And the futility of friendly spars | ♥
Which leaves Neji adorably exasperated | ♥
Temari suggests some hobbies | ♥
They wind up discussing theology | ♥
Until the topic progresses to Hidan’s shirtlessness | ♥
And ends with Jashininstic gender-specific technicalities | ♥
Meets L | ♥
Winds up discussing Mello, Johnny, and Light | ♥
And together they plot Light’s death | ♥
Komui makes his first impression | ♥
Hidan is not impressed | ♥
And tells Komui to grow some balls | ♥
Miriallia checks out the ruckus | ♥
They talk professions | ♥
And Hidan’s rituals + death wish | ♥
Which commences freaking-Miriallia-out time | ♥
And dubbing her with her very own nickname | ♥
Which somehow leads to talking about Stanley | ♥
And then the lawfulness of cannibalism | ♥
And finally ends with hobby-talk | ♥
Becomes acquainted with Fye | ♥
Empathizes with him over immortality, then gets hit on | ♥
Fye gets angsty | ♥
Then relates his history | ♥
And winds up amusing Hidan in the end | ♥
Meets Tayuya, who is endlessly paranoid | ♥
Small-talk happens | ♥
Lulu makes her appearance | ♥
Hidan is impressed by her abilities | ♥
Niou shows his concern | ♥
They…wind up playing tennis | ♥
Hidan lets him try out his scythe | ♥
Then gives Niou a present | ♥
Morgan does some ogling | ♥
Rika is concerned about the noise | ♥
Patronizes Rika, asks her a favour, and gives her a gift (yes, Hidan, very good. Give the ten-year-old a knife) | ♥
Learns about something they have in common | ♥
Mello says hi and helps plot Light’s death | ♥
Grimmjow is happy to see him and vice versa | ♥
That is, until the tennis ball machine assaults them both | ♥
Tennis ball, meet Grimmjow’s hole; snapped Javelin pole, meet Hidan’s internal organs | ♥
They demonstrate how crazy they are | ♥
And talk about helping each other out with injuries; how sweet | ♥
Karin insists she can fight and kick Sakura’s ass | ♥
Hidan is intrigued by her feud with Sakura (unconcluded) | ♥
Suigetsu gets his head splattered (unconcluded) | ♥
Kyd makes his acquaintance | ♥
Schuldig gets to the bottom of Hidan’s shirt problem | ♥
Runs into OOC Johnny | ♥
And winds up killing him for his own good | ♥
Jan. 29
Commented at Itachi's post
Makes petty jabs | ♥
Jan. 29
Commented at Johnny's post
Meets resurrected Johnny; awkwardness ensues | ♥
They discuss the state of Johnny’s soul | ♥
Learns Johnny has issues with squirrels | ♥
Jan. 31
Commented at Ino's post and still doesn't recognize her lol.
Does Ino a favour and kills the mutant spider-squirrel | ♥
Points out the resemblance to Deidara and patronizes her | ♥
Feb. 8
Commented at Temari's post
Helps ease Temari’s boredom by proposing-what else-breaking things | ♥
They wind up exploding the cafeteria kitchen | ♥
Temari’s boredom is cured | ♥
Feb. 11
Commented at Niou's post
Niou beseeches him for hair advice | ♥
Niou shows his sentiments towards Johnny | ♥
Listens to Niou’s problem | ♥
Actually makes his tennis buddy feel better | ♥
Feb. 12
Commented at Sakura's post
Is amused at Sakura’s dislike of Montgomery’s name | ♥
Irritates Neji | ♥
Flaunts his naming skills at Sakura | ♥
Feb. 14
Commented at Temari's post
Is oblivious to her smitten demeanor | ♥
Gets freaked out by her behaviour | ♥
Ends up getting royally pissed and throwing her out | ♥
And because I'm listening to it and feel like sharing its prettiness--
The Cardigans - And Then You Kissed Me