Bodie's penis size
Recently, probodie posted a set of new LJ icons (see here). One of them (and its variations) caught my attention immediately. It was this one:
As you can see, it looks like Bodie has an EVE (extra visible erection). Since I was in a quite crazy/silly mood, I decided to take Bodie's measures of this particular body part. So please, take the following comments in the same spirit as they were meant:-) Completely unseriously:D
Since the only available pic of his EVE at that time had been only this icon, my first attempt to determine Bodie's size was very imprecise. Yet I believe it is relevant to post this first result as I posted it in the comments to probodie's icons.
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Anyway, I took some measures, did a simple math and the result of the erection on your icons is 10.23cm (4.03"). It is highly imprecise, since I used this small pic for taking measures with an ordinary ruler, so I should say it is 10cm (3.94")plus minus 2cm (0.79").
Also considering this is not still a full erection, and adding the statistic about penis enlargement during erection is 20-50%, I believe his full size might be 12-14cm.(4.72"-5.51")
So in the end, the result agrees well with the European average size which is 10-14cm. Considering the large error margin when I took the measures of the penis from the icon and considering the large range of possible enlargement during erection, which is highly individual, the result 12-14cm says only one valid thing: if you imagine Bodie's body as the body of Lewis Collins, there's no way how could Bodie has more than 17cm (6.69") (when I'm really very optimistic about the errors). So those stories where Bodie has more than 17cm or 7" are not much plausible.
The problem with the imprecise determination of his size might be partially solved by having a better screencap of the EVE. Though in the end, we still may only guess now much more it would grow... OK, the final solution to this "problem" might be to ask Lewis Collins and hope he would be honest with his answer:D
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Later in the thread I promised probodie to find a better screencap and do a more precise measuring. But first, I had to find the episode somewhere in the depths of my computer. Hmm, I have found it on a DVD, instead. Okay, I had the episode, nothing could stop me now. Until...
Until I saw the scene and found out that I was completely wrong right from the beginning. Because it wasn't EVE, it was only a VP (visible penis}. Weird things happen when a man wears nothing under his pants. Anyway, I watched the scene again and again and tried to find the best frame where I could take measures of his penis, though it was all soft and small and oddly curved and creating very suggestive wrinkles on the trousers so it sometimes looked really long.
I used these two pictures.
As you can see, their quality is lacking. Yet I tried to do my best. And the result is 6.9cm (2.7") plus minus some 20% (so much for the more accurate measuring:/)
Now, using the same hypothesis about penis enlargement when erected, that means 20-50%, the size is 8.3-10.4cm (3.3-4.1")long BUT there is still that 20% error margin of the original size.
So, let's be a bit optimistic and consider, that the little Bodie, when unerected is not 6.9cm long, but 8.3cm (3.3")(the higher and more probable end of error margin.) Adding 20-50%, we get 10.0- 12.5cm (3.9-4.9").
So all in all, this new measuring confirmed only one thing: Lewis Collins is only an average European actor and his Bodie is only an average European male *grin*. And I'm correcting my previous statement.
If you imagine Bodie's body as the body of Lewis Collins, there's no way how could Bodie have more than 15cm (5.9") (when I'm really very optimistic about the errors). So those stories where Bodie has more than 15cm or 6" are not much plausible.
Still, I would recommend to ask Lewis Collins himself:D
And at the very end, I'd like to thank probodie for inspiration and to apologize, that in the end I didn't use her offered help. I am sorry. But when I saw the scene and the screencaps, I knew any check-measuring would be as much imprecise as mine. But still, if you want to try...:-)
As you can see, it looks like Bodie has an EVE (extra visible erection). Since I was in a quite crazy/silly mood, I decided to take Bodie's measures of this particular body part. So please, take the following comments in the same spirit as they were meant:-) Completely unseriously:D
Since the only available pic of his EVE at that time had been only this icon, my first attempt to determine Bodie's size was very imprecise. Yet I believe it is relevant to post this first result as I posted it in the comments to probodie's icons.
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Anyway, I took some measures, did a simple math and the result of the erection on your icons is 10.23cm (4.03"). It is highly imprecise, since I used this small pic for taking measures with an ordinary ruler, so I should say it is 10cm (3.94")plus minus 2cm (0.79").
Also considering this is not still a full erection, and adding the statistic about penis enlargement during erection is 20-50%, I believe his full size might be 12-14cm.(4.72"-5.51")
So in the end, the result agrees well with the European average size which is 10-14cm. Considering the large error margin when I took the measures of the penis from the icon and considering the large range of possible enlargement during erection, which is highly individual, the result 12-14cm says only one valid thing: if you imagine Bodie's body as the body of Lewis Collins, there's no way how could Bodie has more than 17cm (6.69") (when I'm really very optimistic about the errors). So those stories where Bodie has more than 17cm or 7" are not much plausible.
The problem with the imprecise determination of his size might be partially solved by having a better screencap of the EVE. Though in the end, we still may only guess now much more it would grow... OK, the final solution to this "problem" might be to ask Lewis Collins and hope he would be honest with his answer:D
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Later in the thread I promised probodie to find a better screencap and do a more precise measuring. But first, I had to find the episode somewhere in the depths of my computer. Hmm, I have found it on a DVD, instead. Okay, I had the episode, nothing could stop me now. Until...
Until I saw the scene and found out that I was completely wrong right from the beginning. Because it wasn't EVE, it was only a VP (visible penis}. Weird things happen when a man wears nothing under his pants. Anyway, I watched the scene again and again and tried to find the best frame where I could take measures of his penis, though it was all soft and small and oddly curved and creating very suggestive wrinkles on the trousers so it sometimes looked really long.
I used these two pictures.
As you can see, their quality is lacking. Yet I tried to do my best. And the result is 6.9cm (2.7") plus minus some 20% (so much for the more accurate measuring:/)
Now, using the same hypothesis about penis enlargement when erected, that means 20-50%, the size is 8.3-10.4cm (3.3-4.1")long BUT there is still that 20% error margin of the original size.
So, let's be a bit optimistic and consider, that the little Bodie, when unerected is not 6.9cm long, but 8.3cm (3.3")(the higher and more probable end of error margin.) Adding 20-50%, we get 10.0- 12.5cm (3.9-4.9").
So all in all, this new measuring confirmed only one thing: Lewis Collins is only an average European actor and his Bodie is only an average European male *grin*. And I'm correcting my previous statement.
If you imagine Bodie's body as the body of Lewis Collins, there's no way how could Bodie have more than 15cm (5.9") (when I'm really very optimistic about the errors). So those stories where Bodie has more than 15cm or 6" are not much plausible.
Still, I would recommend to ask Lewis Collins himself:D
And at the very end, I'd like to thank probodie for inspiration and to apologize, that in the end I didn't use her offered help. I am sorry. But when I saw the scene and the screencaps, I knew any check-measuring would be as much imprecise as mine. But still, if you want to try...:-)