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[the_sacred_yew]

I don't wanna get old! I'm old! Oh god! I'm ancient!
And horny.
But mostly ancient.
Not true, actually.
Mostly horny.
A random stranger accidentally brushed his arm against mine in the grocery store. I almost cried. He smelled so male.
And had most of his teeth.
Which is apparently enough right now.
Goddamn my morals, I just want to have meaningless sex.
I do.
But I can't.
Dammit.
I hate my life.
No, I love my life, I hate my clitoris for existing.