Funny-ass yo mama jokes...
Yo mama's so fat, when I have sex with her I have to slap her ass and ride the wave in.
Yo mama's so fat, when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease, the doctor gave her 5 years to live.
Yo mama's so fat, when she ordered a "My Size Meal" at McDonald's they gave her a dinosaur. (I don't know why that one makes me laugh...but it does)
Yo mama's so old, I told her to act her age and the bitch died.
These also remind me of the time some dude called Kara Boatman "K-Rex" Hehehe. That was evil. I laugh.
Yo mama's so fat, when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease, the doctor gave her 5 years to live.
Yo mama's so fat, when she ordered a "My Size Meal" at McDonald's they gave her a dinosaur. (I don't know why that one makes me laugh...but it does)
Yo mama's so old, I told her to act her age and the bitch died.
These also remind me of the time some dude called Kara Boatman "K-Rex" Hehehe. That was evil. I laugh.