breasts, breasts,and some more breasts

[the_ruin_falls]

Damn I went to a strip club, got a lap dance, and had a non english speaking stripper named Alexia say she wanted to eat me( whatever the hell that means). I think im officially a man now. Well not really im still an 18 year old loser but yea...

[edit] Oh yea I forgot to mention I also got Krispy Kreme doughnuts afterwards, I think they may have been better then the lap dance.