Feb 18, 2008 12:47
The other day I saw a license plate that said "SPARTAAA." I laughed for about forty years.
I am paralyzed. I need to get my act together but I'm frozen. Someone have a mallet? A good whack on the head might sorten me out.
My breasts are getting bigger. What the fuck. The world will be destroyed.
I think I very badly need to make a batch of muffins. Strawberry chocolate chip. Mmmm. Instant world-made-right-again.
I love you. Whoever you are, whatever you're doing, wherever you're going; I love you.
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life