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[the_rotator]

I apologize if I haven't been very reachable lately; it seems that the winter flu wasn't ready to give up its hold on Seireitei, and it claimed me as its latest victim. It was not very pleasant at all, and I can't even see my desk now. If anyone has any suggestions for dealing with an especially looming backlog of paperwork, I would appreciate them

Comments

[bewerethecat]

Try taking tiger balm around with you and rubbing it under your nose. Works for me.

[the_rotator]

I tried that, and all I got was a funny moustache. It was very amusing to Ichigo, but not to me.

[bewerethecat]

A moustache?

[the_rotator]

The balm turned my skin red.

[bewerethecat]

I see.

Try eucalyptus oil in a bowl of water and inhaling the vapours with a towel over your head.

[the_rotator]

Now you're just trying to make me look silly.

[bewerethecat]

Am I now?

[the_rotator]

Aren't you?

[bewerethecat]

What would I get out of making you look silly?

[the_rotator]

Amusement.

[bewerethecat]

There's nothing funny about mucus, Kuchiki.

[the_rotator]

You're telling me!

[bewerethecat]

Kick your uglier half out for an hour and try the vapours thing. It works.

[the_rotator]

He's already gone. You think he wanted to stay around with me like this?

[bewerethecat]

And you didn't try to play his heroic tendencies to your advantage to get him waiting on you hand and foot?

[the_rotator]

He doesn't need me to encourage his heroic tendencies. He's bad enough as it is.