Shopping!
I'm really rather excited, I don't know whow to begin this journal. I haven't written in it for so long that I feel compelled to write a great deal.
I suppose I shall start from the beginning.
After I woke up and had a rather large shock at the appearance of breasts and no...other personal items that were supposed to be in my netherregions...I quickly decided that I shouldn't be seen outside until I had figured everything out.
So I decided to come and visit the community in Livejournal and ask what was going on and to my great surprise, I found I wasn't the only one afflicted by this disease. In fact, the majority of the community seemed ot be suffering from it. I found out it is only temporary adn was quite relieved.
Until my friend Theodore Groves came knocking at my door.
I couldn't risk telling him the truth, the consequences would be terrible, but I couldn't stay inside for the entire duration either, I would go absolutley mad. So I made up a story about my sister coming to visit and asked him to pick up a dress and other necessary things as a gift for her. I had to haphazardly dress myself in loose clothing (A housecoat worked quite nicely) and tie my now much longer hair back into a que and try to stuff it under my wig. I hate to lie to him, but I really don't think I could stand the laughing and the explanation would have taken forever.
When he later came about and I was all dressed in the new clothes, I was subjected to tasteless flirting and bad pick-up lines involving ship rigging. He was slapped smartly and sent on his way to lick his wounds.
So I went back on here and spoke with Jordan. We've decided to go on a trip that I like to call 'World-hop-shopping'! I am really too excited for this for my own good. I can't wait to pick up some new things! Perhaps a new dress in blue (The one Teddy brought me is an ugly pink that clashes terribly with my hair) with shoes to match. A parasol with little ruffles at the edges would be simply charming! And by God is it ever hot here! I am defintiley going to be picking up a fan and hat! Perhaps in Jordan's world they have pretty little things for my hair to decorate it? little beaded clips in all colours! Oh, I can't-
Dear God...This whole situation is really getting to me...God help me if Sparrow ever reads this...
I suppose I shall start from the beginning.
After I woke up and had a rather large shock at the appearance of breasts and no...other personal items that were supposed to be in my netherregions...I quickly decided that I shouldn't be seen outside until I had figured everything out.
So I decided to come and visit the community in Livejournal and ask what was going on and to my great surprise, I found I wasn't the only one afflicted by this disease. In fact, the majority of the community seemed ot be suffering from it. I found out it is only temporary adn was quite relieved.
Until my friend Theodore Groves came knocking at my door.
I couldn't risk telling him the truth, the consequences would be terrible, but I couldn't stay inside for the entire duration either, I would go absolutley mad. So I made up a story about my sister coming to visit and asked him to pick up a dress and other necessary things as a gift for her. I had to haphazardly dress myself in loose clothing (A housecoat worked quite nicely) and tie my now much longer hair back into a que and try to stuff it under my wig. I hate to lie to him, but I really don't think I could stand the laughing and the explanation would have taken forever.
When he later came about and I was all dressed in the new clothes, I was subjected to tasteless flirting and bad pick-up lines involving ship rigging. He was slapped smartly and sent on his way to lick his wounds.
So I went back on here and spoke with Jordan. We've decided to go on a trip that I like to call 'World-hop-shopping'! I am really too excited for this for my own good. I can't wait to pick up some new things! Perhaps a new dress in blue (The one Teddy brought me is an ugly pink that clashes terribly with my hair) with shoes to match. A parasol with little ruffles at the edges would be simply charming! And by God is it ever hot here! I am defintiley going to be picking up a fan and hat! Perhaps in Jordan's world they have pretty little things for my hair to decorate it? little beaded clips in all colours! Oh, I can't-
Dear God...This whole situation is really getting to me...God help me if Sparrow ever reads this...