Totally

Jan 03, 2004 02:09

I had an awesome night. Me and Pat decided to celebrate out singleness so we called two of my friends from junior high and fucked them hardcore. They didn't understand our humour though, Pat kept saying stuff like "woah mama" and we kept laughing and they looked at us funny but it was okay. They kept wanting to switch off, cause Pat liked doggy style but I was more of a missionary guy. They were really interested in our pubic hair, cause they're used to young hairless guys and they kept asking if our assfros were normal. All in all, we had more sex than we knew what to do with. Pat had a tricky time taking them home, and their boyfriends kept calling their cellphones lol. She actually answered once and tried to talk without moaning. It was funny. Me and Pat are still debating on which one was juicier. We ran out of condoms so we decided they should just go for the morning after pill and they were all scared but me and Pat kept laughing and they didn't know why. It was funny.

I hope me and Pat both knock one of them up so she has an Alex/Pat kid. Can that really happen? I hope so. Their bfs are like in 9th grade, and they said they'd come and "kick our asses" haha. We'd totally skool them. I hope they do tell them.

Make love not war, peace out. ALECKS(*)
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