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if I were a month, I would be March
if I were a day of the week, I would be Friday
if I were a time of day, I would be 12:29
if I were a planet, I would be Saturn
if I were a sea animal, I would be a puffin
if I were a direction, I would be south east
if I were a piece of furniture, I would be a love seat
if I were a historical figure, I would be Jimi Hendrix
if I were a liquid, I would be Hot Chocolate
if I were a jewel, I would be a emerald
if I were a tree, I would be a dogwood
if I were a bird, I would be a falcon
if I were a tool, I would be a fist
if I were a flower, I would be a Rose
if I were a kind of weather, I would be sunny with a high of 89
if I were a mythical creature, I would be a Half-Elf
if I were a musical instrument, I would be a xylophone
if I were an animal, I would be a ferret
if I were a color, I would be the Green
if I were an emotion, I would be pumped
if I were a vegetable, I would be a pepper
if I were a sound, I would be a drum solo
if I were an element, I would be argon
if I were a car, I would be a solora
if I were a song, I would be Note To Self
if I were a movie, I would be Fight Club
if I were a book, I would be Fight Club
if I were a food, I would be a beef terriyaki
if I were a place, I would be Dublin ireland
if I were a material, I would be felt
if I were a taste, I would be a delicious
if I were a scent, I would be autumn
if I were a word, I would be shimbogo
if I were a body part, I would be a boob
if I were a facial expression, I would be a laugh
if I were a subject in school, I would be Forensics
if I were a shape, I would be a Square