it.....is......summer!.......almost
today...exams went ok...and before band practice kara and I went to dairy queen. a sign read [now hiring], the woman at the counter did the usual anti-slacker word missle defence jargon, "it's not an easy job, you'll be working the entire shift." deploy shields "oh of course, i volunteer at a cafe" initiate anti-missle weaponry "it gets really busy around lunch-time so i can work in hectic rushes."
i thought i would just be getting an application
bum bum bummmmm
I.
Was.
Wrong.
"can you wait fifteen or twenty minutes? the manager wants to interview you"
"ummm, well, actually, sure"
scribble scribbe...stop to ponder...scribble scribble
"hi, blah blah blah blah blah"
"blah blah blah family vaction, ice hockey, blah blah blah"
"ok you start at 5.95 druing training, see you friday, wear kaki pants/shorts and tennis shoes"
I now work at dairy queen
diagonal wipe to pets mart(no one cares about band practice)
orientation: ten minutes late, fill out application, say hello to katie
talk about my dogs death, her dogs death...
she leaves to be interviewed, comes back with drug test form...must be done in the next 24 hours.
"aw man, nevermind i already have a job, screw that, lets just leave"
enter interview man
"crap, i told you we should have left"
blah blah blah interview blah blah
ok in that case i'll give this to _____ the pet care manager, and he'll call you within the next few days.
leave
find katie in store
"no drug test?"
"nope, maybe pet care doesnt mind druggies, or maybe you look like a druggie"
"i do not look like a druggie"
"now i want to sneak special brownies into you're lunch"
"that would be so mean"
(imagine katie sitting down to eat lunch, downing the brownies and thingking 'wow i feel weird haha'....'damnit!'.....'ricky you bastard!'
"but funny"
"if it happened to someone else"
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now i try to master physics and calculus in four hours.
i am also off grounding until report cards for getting a job.
i thought i would just be getting an application
bum bum bummmmm
I.
Was.
Wrong.
"can you wait fifteen or twenty minutes? the manager wants to interview you"
"ummm, well, actually, sure"
scribble scribbe...stop to ponder...scribble scribble
"hi, blah blah blah blah blah"
"blah blah blah family vaction, ice hockey, blah blah blah"
"ok you start at 5.95 druing training, see you friday, wear kaki pants/shorts and tennis shoes"
I now work at dairy queen
diagonal wipe to pets mart(no one cares about band practice)
orientation: ten minutes late, fill out application, say hello to katie
talk about my dogs death, her dogs death...
she leaves to be interviewed, comes back with drug test form...must be done in the next 24 hours.
"aw man, nevermind i already have a job, screw that, lets just leave"
enter interview man
"crap, i told you we should have left"
blah blah blah interview blah blah
ok in that case i'll give this to _____ the pet care manager, and he'll call you within the next few days.
leave
find katie in store
"no drug test?"
"nope, maybe pet care doesnt mind druggies, or maybe you look like a druggie"
"i do not look like a druggie"
"now i want to sneak special brownies into you're lunch"
"that would be so mean"
(imagine katie sitting down to eat lunch, downing the brownies and thingking 'wow i feel weird haha'....'damnit!'.....'ricky you bastard!'
"but funny"
"if it happened to someone else"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
now i try to master physics and calculus in four hours.
i am also off grounding until report cards for getting a job.