drinking on campus

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so when did statistics ever become an english class? a research paper minimum of 10 pages about binge drinking and college students is due by tomorrow morning and all i have done is not one page but one sentence. so while i stare at the blankness of my paper all i can think about is that i'd rather be drinking. i drink, therefore i am a statistic.

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hi fellow friends! good luck if you are in the same situation as me!