New, not horrible headshots!!!
Picture One: Normal and pretty, but still ME. I could only ask for so much! Wham bam! I pass the normal test!
Picture Two: LENS CRAFTERS MUTHA FUCKAAAAA!!!
Picture Three: One of my more Latina pictures where I really love my eye color. I look like a warm, 35 year old K-Mart worker. Sexy!
Picture Four: High School Renie with boring current hair Renie. No shaved parts or extensions...My inner Goth could cry!
Picture Five: EEEEEEEEEE!
Picture Six: HHHHHHHHAAAAAY!
Picture Seven: KAISER-PERMANENTE MUTHA FUCKAAAAA!!!
Picture Eight: I like my little secret that I'll let you in on. I'm not wearing a white undershirt that is peeking out. That white part is TAPE sticking my shirt to my skin because I don't have the buzungahs to make it tight. I either work at an office or on The Office.
I LOVE these pictures. Hopefully these will give me the opportunity to pull more Tuscani Pasta pranks, cross your fingers for me. (= (= (=