Fancy's Lament!
We are babysitting baby kittens in our home. The cats we have are all kind of against it, but the only fellow who is displaying major emo symptoms about the situation is Fancy. Fancy is exaggerating his retard face times ten, standing in hallways and staring down the ones who once thought HE was the cutest. Those Judases!
Fancy is sitting in my bed right now. He rarely does this. He is watching me type, asking me "WHY, WHY must you cast me aside?!!" He is having a VERY hard time coming to terms with not feeling like the cutest cat in the house. Little does he know that he still wins in my eyes. Fancy wins TOP PRIZE for most morose and jealous cuteface!
I get to sleep with Fancy tonight. Is it wrong of me to delight in his bitter envy? :)