I need to borrow your dirty, dirty minds!

[the_reda]

This has come up with my adult students again and again: They inadvertently say something utterly dirty. Like last week when the company I edit for wanted to call the customer winning the lucky draw: You lucky dog!

Or students telling me they 'like to play with balls'.

So, what I need your dirty minds for: Tell me what euphemisms you use for sex!

What I have is:

Doing him/her
getting some
getting laid
doing the nasties
Bumping uglies
getting lucky
seeing someone
rolling in the hay
go for coffee
Nailed
Screw
Fuck
Making love
One night stand
Knew him/her in the Biblical sense
One handed typing
Chasing the carrot
Choking the chicken
Beating the bishop
Alone time
I’ll be in my bunk
Rosie Palm and her five daughters/sister
play