Going Postal (SKY1 version)

May 31, 2010 21:52

1/3 loving Pratchett adaptation, 1/3 Columbus HP verse and 1/3 woobification.

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Let me get this out of the way: WTF HAVE YOU DONE TO ADORA BELLE AND MOIST?

What makes me sad is that it had potential. Moist, when being written in character, is actually a damn good Moist. As is Adora Belle. And I like the new Vetrinari, who, even though the wrong hair colour, does he do a better job than Irons.
I also love the tiny adorable things they got right, like Stanley orgasming over tearing apart a sheet of stamps.

The movie started out with so much potential and then derailed hard with
a) giving Moist a conscience,
b) making him a woobie
c)giving him ANGST
d) making him nervous
e) making Adora Belle into a woobie
f)giving her Angst instead of anger issues
g) making her smoke because of her waaangst h)stealing her lines
i)making Moist responsible for Reacher stealing the Klax from the Dearharts
j)wtf is it with the letter being a conscience, all they want is DELIVERANCE
k)Where is MR TIDDLES
l) where is Anghammarad
m)Miss Cripslock is NOT Rita Skeeter
N) I really really hate the silent movie backflashes
o)that is NOT Crispin Horsefry
p) why is Moist a coward that writes a letter to Adora Belle
q) he never made her promise not to kill him, how come he is still alive?
r) Pump19 emoting is PAINFULL

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