1. Pick 15 of your favorite movies.
2. Go to IMDb (or Wikiquote, my personal favorite!) and find a quote from each movie. (or in some cases, just remember them.)
3. Post them here for everyone to guess.
4. Strike it out when someone guesses correctly, and put who guessed it correctly and the name of the movie.
5. NO GOOGLING/using IMDb/Wikiquote search functions
Ok here's Round 2 because I'm bored.
All the quotes from Round 1 were correctly guessed save 4, so I will be reposting those along with a second quote from that movie.
Have fun!
1.You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles
The Princess Bride
stagefreaky 2.Oh, ho ho! You sly dog! You got me monologuing! I can't believe it...
The Incredibles
stagefreaky 3. You tell that slimy piece of worm-ridden filth, he'll get no such pleasure from us.
Return of the Jedi
grimlynn 4.You expect me to believe that scantily clad, in the arms of another man, in the middle of the night, inside an elephant you were rehearsing?
Moulin Rouge
msotisregrets 5.Take car. Go to mum's. Kill Phil - "Sorry." - grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over. How's that for a slice of fried gold?
Shaun of the Dead
planb_5 6.Oh! Fuck wank bugger shitting arse head and hole!
(Bonus Quote!) But wouldn't it be great if number one this Christmas wasn't some smug teenager but an old ex-heroin addict searching for a comeback at any price? All those young popsters come Christmas Day, they'll be stretched out naked with a cute bird balancing on their balls and I'll be stuck in some dingy flat with me manager, Joe, ugliest man in the world, fucking miserable because our fucking gamble didn't pay off. So if you believe in Father Christmas, children, like your Uncle Billy does, buy my festering turd of a record. And particularly enjoy the incredible crassness of the moment when we try to squeeze an extra syllable into the fourth line.
Love Actually
msotisregrets 7.Oh, Mother Night! Fold your dark arms about me. Protect me in your black embrace. I sit alone, an impotent exile, whilst this form, this presence, returns to torment me!
Legend
stagefreaky 8.We call this piece the Fecalator. One look at it and the target shits him or herself. Try it on.
9.Snootchie Bootchies. Who the fuck talks like that? That is fucking baby talk.
10.Chew, if only you could see what I've seen with your eyes!
(Bonus Quote!) I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.
11.It's Mighty Joe bong! (for
carnivorax)
12.There's the television. It's all right there - all right there. Look, listen, kneel, pray. Commercials! We're not productive anymore. We don't make things anymore. It's all automated. What are we *for* then? We're consumers, Jim. Yeah. Okay, okay. Buy a lot of stuff, you're a good citizen. But if you don't buy a lot of stuff, if you don't, what are you then, I ask you? What? Mentally *ill*. Fact, Jim, fact - if you don't buy things - toilet paper, new cars, computerized yo-yos, electrically-operated sexual devices, stereo systems with brain-implanted headphones, screwdrivers with miniature built-in radar devices, voice-activated computers...
13.Well, there was the part that you missed where I distracted him with the cuddle monkey then i said "play times over" and I hit him in the head with the peace lily.
(Bonus Quote!) Have you ever fired two guns whilst jumping through the air?
14.Then we will fight in the shade.
300
stagefreaky 15. That must be some white freaky stuff. White guys get white women to do anything. You want to do a cock stain later?
(Bonus Quote!) What's the big deal, since when is it a crime to say porch monkey?
Clerks 2
stagefreaky