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OMG! Today was fucking great! Seriously! AHH!!
Okay were to begin hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm,,,,,,....dasf!!!
I was all like wakin up first and greetin the day with a big YAAAAWWWWWWWWNNNN and then I told today to FUCK OFF and it all lik ecried and stuff. DAMN. I'M SO BAD ASS.
So I left the dorm all like crazy like and rammed into Squall's door, breaking it like I always do. Squall was behind the door and like totally got crushed! LOL! He was really pissed and picke dup the door and hit me upside the head with it and I was like "OW!" and then he was like "DUDE. MUSHROOM HUNDTING" and I was like "WORD"
So we headed tot he forest outside of OPUR KICK ASS GARDEN and like totally started our MUSHROOJM MISSION (COPYRIGHTED DOGS) because we really wanted to grow big like THE MARIO BROTHERS (word brothers!) and stomp over those fuckers at 7/11!111 XDDD
So we were walking around all stealth like because Squall said they can hear us. Eventually we came up to one and I was like "OMG! MUSHROOM!" and Squall was like "QUIET" and kicked me in the leg. The mushroom woke up and was like "HUBALAFLUBALA!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111" and we damn near shit our pants!
The mushroom ran around us and was all like pissing on our shoes like a GHETO MASTER and finally Squall was like "OMG< YOU FUCKER" and ATE him all up. AND.. HOLY GANGSTER... YOU WON'T BELIEVE THIS.
SQUALL GREW LIKE 3982074392410391843091243 feet tall!
I was like "DUDE! CAN YOU HEAR ME!!?!?!??!?!" and he was lik e"WHAT!>!>>!" and I was lik e"DUDE! AWESOME!" So I went and found my own and GET THIS. I GREW TOO... Only to 2384723984783902157890312849032184903214132 times taller than before, and 21983789247819321 times taller than Squall. IT was SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO RAD... XXFFFFFFFFFFFEERRR
So after that we went around and played int eh ocean, beating each other with blue whales and stuff, BECAUSE GET THIS... WE WERE FUCKING HUGE. And then we ate a bunch of trees to look all badd ass, but they tasted like, get this... ASS. So I wsa like, "Wait, why are we big again>?" and then I remembered. LIEK OMG... 7/11!!!!!!!!1111
So we ran to the 7/11 which was really just one step away but we were all like looking like we were running cause we have MAD SKILLZ. So I was then all like... ROARRING really loud lik ethis AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH and then Squall was like #$&IOUJKFDSASS(RIU!!!!!! And then I crushed a bunch of people under my feet and then shouted something stupid and crushed the 7/11 with my foot then took the LONGEST piss ever on it. AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAH!!!!!!!!!! OMG!!!!!! EURWIOUJ!
After that we were all like small because lik ea bird had come by and shit on both of us and made all UBER small again. And I was like. "HOLY SHIT SQUALL. THAT WAS THE COOLEST THING EVER!" and Squall was all like laughing like an idiot until anoth mushroom came up to him and said "HUBALAFLUBA!!! WSHUT HE HELL UP!!!!!!" and it was really funny, cause I think Squall shit his pants! @(*#$UL THa'ts the second time! LOEL!!!
Hamburger Update: I ate one of those Burger King signs! DAMN! THAT WAS THE BEST HAMBURGER I'VE EVER HAD!!!
Okay were to begin hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm,,,,,,....dasf!!!
I was all like wakin up first and greetin the day with a big YAAAAWWWWWWWWNNNN and then I told today to FUCK OFF and it all lik ecried and stuff. DAMN. I'M SO BAD ASS.
So I left the dorm all like crazy like and rammed into Squall's door, breaking it like I always do. Squall was behind the door and like totally got crushed! LOL! He was really pissed and picke dup the door and hit me upside the head with it and I was like "OW!" and then he was like "DUDE. MUSHROOM HUNDTING" and I was like "WORD"
So we headed tot he forest outside of OPUR KICK ASS GARDEN and like totally started our MUSHROOJM MISSION (COPYRIGHTED DOGS) because we really wanted to grow big like THE MARIO BROTHERS (word brothers!) and stomp over those fuckers at 7/11!111 XDDD
So we were walking around all stealth like because Squall said they can hear us. Eventually we came up to one and I was like "OMG! MUSHROOM!" and Squall was like "QUIET" and kicked me in the leg. The mushroom woke up and was like "HUBALAFLUBALA!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111" and we damn near shit our pants!
The mushroom ran around us and was all like pissing on our shoes like a GHETO MASTER and finally Squall was like "OMG< YOU FUCKER" and ATE him all up. AND.. HOLY GANGSTER... YOU WON'T BELIEVE THIS.
SQUALL GREW LIKE 3982074392410391843091243 feet tall!
I was like "DUDE! CAN YOU HEAR ME!!?!?!??!?!" and he was lik e"WHAT!>!>>!" and I was lik e"DUDE! AWESOME!" So I went and found my own and GET THIS. I GREW TOO... Only to 2384723984783902157890312849032184903214132 times taller than before, and 21983789247819321 times taller than Squall. IT was SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO RAD... XXFFFFFFFFFFFEERRR
So after that we went around and played int eh ocean, beating each other with blue whales and stuff, BECAUSE GET THIS... WE WERE FUCKING HUGE. And then we ate a bunch of trees to look all badd ass, but they tasted like, get this... ASS. So I wsa like, "Wait, why are we big again>?" and then I remembered. LIEK OMG... 7/11!!!!!!!!1111
So we ran to the 7/11 which was really just one step away but we were all like looking like we were running cause we have MAD SKILLZ. So I was then all like... ROARRING really loud lik ethis AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH and then Squall was like #$&IOUJKFDSASS(RIU!!!!!! And then I crushed a bunch of people under my feet and then shouted something stupid and crushed the 7/11 with my foot then took the LONGEST piss ever on it. AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAH!!!!!!!!!! OMG!!!!!! EURWIOUJ!
After that we were all like small because lik ea bird had come by and shit on both of us and made all UBER small again. And I was like. "HOLY SHIT SQUALL. THAT WAS THE COOLEST THING EVER!" and Squall was all like laughing like an idiot until anoth mushroom came up to him and said "HUBALAFLUBA!!! WSHUT HE HELL UP!!!!!!" and it was really funny, cause I think Squall shit his pants! @(*#$UL THa'ts the second time! LOEL!!!
Hamburger Update: I ate one of those Burger King signs! DAMN! THAT WAS THE BEST HAMBURGER I'VE EVER HAD!!!