FOR A CERTAIN DIPSHIT WHO'S READING THIS--------!!!!!!!!!
DUDES I'm like having the BEST fucking time of my LIFE without that big retard ZELL being my best friend anymore >XDXDDDDDD!!!!!!!!1!! HIS FAGGOTRY NO LONGER INTERFERES WITH MY AWESOMENESS, so now I'm like, TOTALLY free to do whatever the hell I want without his pussy pleading all the time like "OMG LIEK DUDE SQUALL WE TOTALLY SHOULDN'T EB DOING THIS BECAUSE I'M A FUCKING LOSER WITH A SMALL PENIS WHO EATS OUT HIS MOM EVERY NIGHT!$&!*&$!!! T__T_T__!!___T_T__!!!!!!" and I SO DON'T HAVE TO TAKE THE TIME TO PUNCH HIM IN HE FUCKING FACE ANYMORE FOR BEING A RETARD >|!||~|~~~~ WHICH IS A GOOD THING!! >p!!O!_!!!!
So NOW, I like, TOTALLY have time to do WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY coolder things XXDXDDXD!!!11
LIKE TODAY--FUCKING SHUT UP FOR A SECOND SO I CAN TELL THE STORY YOU STUPID ASSWIPSE!!>>!!>!!I!II!!OO! Fucking HELL you assholes are worse than ZELL when he's NOT being a gaffgot, which would be ALL THE FUCKING TIME BECAUSE HE CAN'T TAKE HIS PENIS OUT OF ANYTHING FOR MORE THAN 20 MILLISECONDS WITHOUT BEING ALL "OMG, I fucking NEED MORE PENIS BECAUSE I'M A HOMOFAGTOTT!!!!!!HU(!*!* XD!#!(!*" SHUT THE HELL UP WHILE I'M TRYING TO TELL MY STORY KTHANKXX!!** >|||||||||!!!!
OKAY!!()*****!!!@&%$@
So like, TODFAY, IRvine and I went up to visit headmaster cid and smoke a totally huge pack of pot when like, Nibu or WHATEVER THE HELL THAT FUCKING DOUCHE-BAG WHO FLYS THE GARDENS NAME IS--I think it's NAla!!!!!=0!!184 BUT ANYWAYS, he was all like "You guys... Please... Don't smoke pot up here... I can't see with the smoke clouding my eyes..>" and Headmaster Cid TOTALLY back-handed the shit out of him and was all "WHAT THE HELL DO YOU SONSABITCHES KNOW!($#!!!? YOU F UCKIGN KIDS AND YOUR GAY DARE SHIT!(!!!! DRUGZ 4 LYFE!!!!11" and NAla was all screaming and shit as his pants got all wet XDXEJXE!!!!
And dudes, I was laughing SO HARD when Headmaster Cid just like, KICKED the kid in the ass, and he went falling straight into the shift gadge for the ship, and IMPALED HIMSELF ON IT!(!!!sxsXDXDXDXXDDXDDXDD!!!!!!!!!!!$!!! It was SO FUCKING FUNNY, but that big fat retard IRVINE WASN'T FUCKING LAUGHING because when I turned around to see if he was, his hands were down his pants and he was touching his crotch area and making weird noises =||||||
I was like, "DUDE, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!?!!!1 WHY AREN'T YOU LAUGHIN!??!!$RU! >=|!|!||!|!|!!" and he was all "uughhghh!11 AAAAA~~!!!!!!! OHH SQUALL YOUR ASS TURNS ME ON BABY" and I was like ">8| DUDE WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROEBL!M!!?!?!U!*$&!" and he was all "UGhHGhghhgh~~!!! SO HOT!!!!!$!&" so I just punched him in the face with my death move, "IRVINE SUCKS PENIS BECAUSE HE'S A BIG FAT RETARD" and my flaming fist went FLYING into his heaD!!XXDXDDXDXD!!!!!!!!1
I was laughing SOOOOO HARD--especially when he went tumbling back and crashed into the elevator, and his head got caught in the shaft, and the elevator came ZOOMING UP LIKE FUCKING WOAH!(*!!! and crushed his face in itZXDDD!!!!!XDDXD!!! It was so funny, Cid and I were laughing SOOO HARD about it until both Nala and Irvine started screaming and red shit was geting everywhere!!*$! IT SMELLED LIKE IRON ^____________________^^
Then headmaster cid was all "I DARE YOU TO TASTE THAT" and I was all like "GHJKGHEUITUFNL!!*!&!!!: becayse diareaah was pouring out of my anus spontanioutsly--I think it was because of all the people burrietos I ate down in t he cafeteria (AFTER SEEING ZELLS FUCKING FACE >|!||!!!!!!) drenched in EXTRA EXLAX because I FUCKING LOVE POOPING!! XDXD!!!XD!@XXDD!DD@!DD
BUT YEAH, SO I WAS LIKE, "Dude... I Dare YOU to taste it first" and Headmaster Cid was all "FIEN, BUT YOU OWE ME SOME POT AFTERWARDS" and I was like "OKAY!!!!!" because like WTF WE JUST CAME UP THERE FOR POT ANYWAYS SO HE LOSES AT LIFE!$&!!! XDXDXD!XDD!!!
SO ANYWAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cid like, got down on the ground, and started sniffing up all the red stuff through his nose, and was all like "*GJIOUETFJKDLSJFSL" because that's hte sound his nose made when he was inhaling the stuff, and I was like "DUDE YOU SOUND LIKE AN ANT EATER WHO'S GIVING A BLOWJOB TO ITS MOM!!!!!!!!XDDXD!!!" and headmaster cid didn't say anything back because he fell down with his face in the red liquid =||~||~||!!! I think he was sleeping or something because he didn't get up =\ EVEN AFTER I DID THAT THING, where like, you take their hands and you shove them down their pants and make it look like their doing something NAUGHTY!#~~~~~~~~~~~U!(*#!!! XDXDDXDD
ONLY I HTINK I DID IT WRONG because somehow my hand got caught down his pants (FUCKINGG GLVOES!!?!$!U*! >o!O!O!O!O! SOMETIMES I HATE BEING SO FASHIONABLE AND TRENDY!~) and I was FREAKING OUT because I could feel his balls and shit, and it was SO GROS!!!!!$!! EWEWEWWEWEWE!$!*(EDWEWE(!*E(EWW!!!!!! It was SO gross, that I started PEEING, AND VOMITTING OUT OF MY FUCKING MOUHT--AT THE SAME TIME!!!!!
I was all "BAKGHALJFALKFYUI$&!*$!!!!PISSSSSSSS" and by the time I was done WHICH was like a 374 houts later, the whole top floor was covered in vomit and pee and red stuff because the elevator didn't stop crushing IRvines head XDXDXDDDDDDDDDXDXD!!
BUT FINALLY I GOT MY HAND OUT OF CIDS PANTS, and it was covered in white stuff when I did =| BUT ANYWAYS, YEAH, I GOT MY HAND OUT OF HIS PANTS, and I was like "FUCK THIS YO!!$&*!A" and totally kicked Cid in the face and went over to the elevator to get irvine
BUT THEN, AS THE ELEVATOR WAS COMING UP--GUESS WHO THE FUCK WAS INSIDE!?!?!!$!&*! >oO!OO!O!O!O!
THAT BIG FUCKING ReTARDED DIPSHIT FAGGOT LOVING POOP EATER, ZELL >8|||||!!!!!!!!!!!
Just as I saw his face, I loooked away and up towards the sky and everything, because that's what all the cool people do w hen they're REALLY PISSED OFF WITH HEIR GAY EX-BEST-FRIENDS FOREVAH >OO!O!Oo1O!O! and I made this "HMGP!" noise like all of those hot babes in those movies do before they get slapped in the face by their husbands and then they go screaming and crying and run off intot he kitchen and cook because THAT"S WHAT WOMEN ARE SUPPOSED TO DO!!#ZDXDXDXXDDDD!!!>P!OO!O!O!$!^_^_^T_T_T_T
BUT YEAH, so like, Zell was standing behind me and everything and probably making GAY FACES EBCAUSE THAT'S WHAT HE DOES WHEN PEOPLE DON'T LOOK AT HIM (I KNOW, I'VE SEEN HIM WHEN HE WASN'T LOOKING WHEN I BARGED INTO HIS DORM AT NIGHT AND WATCHED HIM SLEEP!!!!)!$*(!)*! and the thought of him doing that PISSED ME OFF SO BAD that I just turned around in PISSED-OFFYNESS, TOTALLY ready to punch him in his retarded FACE when ALL OF A SUDDEN, HE WAS GONE o______________________________o
LIEK ETDF!?!!?$U!*$()!ULOLRONFLMAFa!??!! Zell had just like, VANISHED into thin air, and I was all like "Holy SHIT~!#&(~!~?!@ DId he master that move that scorpion does in MORTAL KOMBAT!?!?!!!! 80!!!!!!!!" but NOPE, I GUESS NOT!!#! Because Zell didn't come leaping up out of the ground and uppercut me into hell and stuff, SO I GHUESS IT WAS JST MY IMAGINATION.........
OR WAS IT!???????????????????
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WHAT-EVERRR< I don't have time to be pondering this shit!!!$ ZE--I MEAN, IRVINE, MY NEW BFF 4 E have to go outside now and find Fujin so we can punch her in the face and watch her NOT scream about it!$*(!$*! XDXDXDXDDDXD!!! IT's so FUCKING FUNNY beating her up because she doesn't talk back and just takes it like a bitch LOCL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!XDXDXXXXXDDDDDDD!!$XXD
SO LATAH, FUCKAS!$!! DXDXXXXXXXXXXXDXDX
*sigh.....*
So NOW, I like, TOTALLY have time to do WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY coolder things XXDXDDXD!!!11
LIKE TODAY--FUCKING SHUT UP FOR A SECOND SO I CAN TELL THE STORY YOU STUPID ASSWIPSE!!>>!!>!!I!II!!OO! Fucking HELL you assholes are worse than ZELL when he's NOT being a gaffgot, which would be ALL THE FUCKING TIME BECAUSE HE CAN'T TAKE HIS PENIS OUT OF ANYTHING FOR MORE THAN 20 MILLISECONDS WITHOUT BEING ALL "OMG, I fucking NEED MORE PENIS BECAUSE I'M A HOMOFAGTOTT!!!!!!HU(!*!* XD!#!(!*" SHUT THE HELL UP WHILE I'M TRYING TO TELL MY STORY KTHANKXX!!** >|||||||||!!!!
OKAY!!()*****!!!@&%$@
So like, TODFAY, IRvine and I went up to visit headmaster cid and smoke a totally huge pack of pot when like, Nibu or WHATEVER THE HELL THAT FUCKING DOUCHE-BAG WHO FLYS THE GARDENS NAME IS--I think it's NAla!!!!!=0!!184 BUT ANYWAYS, he was all like "You guys... Please... Don't smoke pot up here... I can't see with the smoke clouding my eyes..>" and Headmaster Cid TOTALLY back-handed the shit out of him and was all "WHAT THE HELL DO YOU SONSABITCHES KNOW!($#!!!? YOU F UCKIGN KIDS AND YOUR GAY DARE SHIT!(!!!! DRUGZ 4 LYFE!!!!11" and NAla was all screaming and shit as his pants got all wet XDXEJXE!!!!
And dudes, I was laughing SO HARD when Headmaster Cid just like, KICKED the kid in the ass, and he went falling straight into the shift gadge for the ship, and IMPALED HIMSELF ON IT!(!!!sxsXDXDXDXXDDXDDXDD!!!!!!!!!!!$!!! It was SO FUCKING FUNNY, but that big fat retard IRVINE WASN'T FUCKING LAUGHING because when I turned around to see if he was, his hands were down his pants and he was touching his crotch area and making weird noises =||||||
I was like, "DUDE, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!?!!!1 WHY AREN'T YOU LAUGHIN!??!!$RU! >=|!|!||!|!|!!" and he was all "uughhghh!11 AAAAA~~!!!!!!! OHH SQUALL YOUR ASS TURNS ME ON BABY" and I was like ">8| DUDE WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROEBL!M!!?!?!U!*$&!" and he was all "UGhHGhghhgh~~!!! SO HOT!!!!!$!&" so I just punched him in the face with my death move, "IRVINE SUCKS PENIS BECAUSE HE'S A BIG FAT RETARD" and my flaming fist went FLYING into his heaD!!XXDXDDXDXD!!!!!!!!1
I was laughing SOOOOO HARD--especially when he went tumbling back and crashed into the elevator, and his head got caught in the shaft, and the elevator came ZOOMING UP LIKE FUCKING WOAH!(*!!! and crushed his face in itZXDDD!!!!!XDDXD!!! It was so funny, Cid and I were laughing SOOO HARD about it until both Nala and Irvine started screaming and red shit was geting everywhere!!*$! IT SMELLED LIKE IRON ^____________________^^
Then headmaster cid was all "I DARE YOU TO TASTE THAT" and I was all like "GHJKGHEUITUFNL!!*!&!!!: becayse diareaah was pouring out of my anus spontanioutsly--I think it was because of all the people burrietos I ate down in t he cafeteria (AFTER SEEING ZELLS FUCKING FACE >|!||!!!!!!) drenched in EXTRA EXLAX because I FUCKING LOVE POOPING!! XDXD!!!XD!@XXDD!DD@!DD
BUT YEAH, SO I WAS LIKE, "Dude... I Dare YOU to taste it first" and Headmaster Cid was all "FIEN, BUT YOU OWE ME SOME POT AFTERWARDS" and I was like "OKAY!!!!!" because like WTF WE JUST CAME UP THERE FOR POT ANYWAYS SO HE LOSES AT LIFE!$&!!! XDXDXD!XDD!!!
SO ANYWAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cid like, got down on the ground, and started sniffing up all the red stuff through his nose, and was all like "*GJIOUETFJKDLSJFSL" because that's hte sound his nose made when he was inhaling the stuff, and I was like "DUDE YOU SOUND LIKE AN ANT EATER WHO'S GIVING A BLOWJOB TO ITS MOM!!!!!!!!XDDXD!!!" and headmaster cid didn't say anything back because he fell down with his face in the red liquid =||~||~||!!! I think he was sleeping or something because he didn't get up =\ EVEN AFTER I DID THAT THING, where like, you take their hands and you shove them down their pants and make it look like their doing something NAUGHTY!#~~~~~~~~~~~U!(*#!!! XDXDDXDD
ONLY I HTINK I DID IT WRONG because somehow my hand got caught down his pants (FUCKINGG GLVOES!!?!$!U*! >o!O!O!O!O! SOMETIMES I HATE BEING SO FASHIONABLE AND TRENDY!~) and I was FREAKING OUT because I could feel his balls and shit, and it was SO GROS!!!!!$!! EWEWEWWEWEWE!$!*(EDWEWE(!*E(EWW!!!!!! It was SO gross, that I started PEEING, AND VOMITTING OUT OF MY FUCKING MOUHT--AT THE SAME TIME!!!!!
I was all "BAKGHALJFALKFYUI$&!*$!!!!PISSSSSSSS" and by the time I was done WHICH was like a 374 houts later, the whole top floor was covered in vomit and pee and red stuff because the elevator didn't stop crushing IRvines head XDXDXDDDDDDDDDXDXD!!
BUT FINALLY I GOT MY HAND OUT OF CIDS PANTS, and it was covered in white stuff when I did =| BUT ANYWAYS, YEAH, I GOT MY HAND OUT OF HIS PANTS, and I was like "FUCK THIS YO!!$&*!A" and totally kicked Cid in the face and went over to the elevator to get irvine
BUT THEN, AS THE ELEVATOR WAS COMING UP--GUESS WHO THE FUCK WAS INSIDE!?!?!!$!&*! >oO!OO!O!O!O!
THAT BIG FUCKING ReTARDED DIPSHIT FAGGOT LOVING POOP EATER, ZELL >8|||||!!!!!!!!!!!
Just as I saw his face, I loooked away and up towards the sky and everything, because that's what all the cool people do w hen they're REALLY PISSED OFF WITH HEIR GAY EX-BEST-FRIENDS FOREVAH >OO!O!Oo1O!O! and I made this "HMGP!" noise like all of those hot babes in those movies do before they get slapped in the face by their husbands and then they go screaming and crying and run off intot he kitchen and cook because THAT"S WHAT WOMEN ARE SUPPOSED TO DO!!#ZDXDXDXXDDDD!!!>P!OO!O!O!$!^_^_^T_T_T_T
BUT YEAH, so like, Zell was standing behind me and everything and probably making GAY FACES EBCAUSE THAT'S WHAT HE DOES WHEN PEOPLE DON'T LOOK AT HIM (I KNOW, I'VE SEEN HIM WHEN HE WASN'T LOOKING WHEN I BARGED INTO HIS DORM AT NIGHT AND WATCHED HIM SLEEP!!!!)!$*(!)*! and the thought of him doing that PISSED ME OFF SO BAD that I just turned around in PISSED-OFFYNESS, TOTALLY ready to punch him in his retarded FACE when ALL OF A SUDDEN, HE WAS GONE o______________________________o
LIEK ETDF!?!!?$U!*$()!ULOLRONFLMAFa!??!! Zell had just like, VANISHED into thin air, and I was all like "Holy SHIT~!#&(~!~?!@ DId he master that move that scorpion does in MORTAL KOMBAT!?!?!!!! 80!!!!!!!!" but NOPE, I GUESS NOT!!#! Because Zell didn't come leaping up out of the ground and uppercut me into hell and stuff, SO I GHUESS IT WAS JST MY IMAGINATION.........
OR WAS IT!???????????????????
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WHAT-EVERRR< I don't have time to be pondering this shit!!!$ ZE--I MEAN, IRVINE, MY NEW BFF 4 E have to go outside now and find Fujin so we can punch her in the face and watch her NOT scream about it!$*(!$*! XDXDXDXDDDXD!!! IT's so FUCKING FUNNY beating her up because she doesn't talk back and just takes it like a bitch LOCL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!XDXDXXXXXDDDDDDD!!$XXD
SO LATAH, FUCKAS!$!! DXDXXXXXXXXXXXDXDX
*sigh.....*