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OKAY!!
Liek last night I was in my house thing room and I was like "DUDE I want to watch MY LITTLE PONIES and HAVE SEX WITH MYSELF!!!!11111$*!(" so I got up and was putting in the movie and drooling everywhere 'cause I was all "MMM SEx" WHEN THAT STUPID FUCK SEIFER BURST IN O!!! NO!!*&$(! GT OUT OF MY ROOM FGT!)$!" but he wasn't listening because when I yelled at him beavbers came shooting out og my eyes >8U!U!U!&$*!1J!1uWTF
BUT IT WAS WICKED FUNNY when the beavers started screaming like "CHACHAcAHchucHUcHUcHUCHUC!!!!!*(!!!" and started wacking Seifer with their tails like *SLAP!!!* and he was all like NAKED and screaming! XDXD!!!DXDX!!!!!!!!
I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD until I realized that I was DYING 8|!!!!1(&$! DYING FROM
Cancer...
.....
BUT THEN I STARTED SHITTING MYSELF from LAUGHING SO HAR XARU*I@& and I was like "WOAH DIAREAH IN MY PANTS!!($*$!=) coz my pants were all soggy and wet and smelled like poop XEDXCDXDXD!!!!01))!)!"
AND DODES GET THIS
When I said "Diareah" Irvine and Zell just came like CRASHHING THROUGH MY FUCKING WALLS =oOo!OO!O!O and were like "DUDE DID YOU SAY DIAREAH!!?!" and Irvine was holding a bottle of exlax and a seringe and he was like "Dude... Like... Omg... Pooop" and he was nearing at me all liek "Dude... stand still... and pull down your pantssyaasasasaasas" because he started drooling and looking at me funny when he said "PULL DOWN OR PANSTS"
DUDES I THINK IRVINES FUCKING RETARDED OR SOMETHING!*!( =0!10)!)!)))!#*&%@ >Oo!o!o!
i HATE RETARDS EPECIALLY ONES THAT GET BONERS WHEN THEY SAY STUFF ABOUT MY PENIS!*$(!*$! >oO!OO1o!O!O!OO!FUCKING ASSHOLES
WHAT-EVERRRR ANYWAYS!!!!!
Just when Irvine was getting close to me I heard this Buzz-saw noise and was all like "OMG WTF WQAS THAT!*($!?!??!!" and looked over towards the beavers who were all ">8E"<---SEE THAT E it's the beavers BUCK TEETH!*$()! XDDDXDXD!!!!!!!DXD!!
ANYWAYS
Like there was a buzz-saw noise and Irvine was like "Dude... your penis... pull it downnnnsnnnana" and I was getting ready to KICK IRVINE IN THE FUCKING DICK >oO!OO! when ALL Of A SUDDEN seifers fucking head comes FLYING at Zell*!$(!)* =O!OO!!O!!!(*!!!!!!!!!
Zell was all like "HI SEIfAHHH!!!!!" because he started screaming when Seifers head smashed into Zells face and KNOCKED HIM OVER onto a pile of beavers!(&*$!$!! The beavers like JUMPED ON ZELL and started slapping him with their tails too!!!!XDXD!! IT WAS SO FUNNY!!!
I was lauhging SO HARD until the beavers made that buss-saw noise and then cleared away from Zells body and all that was left were his arms...... =|.........
Then the beavers all gathered up and made like a SUPER BEAVER made of other LITTLE BEAVERS and their eyes ewrre all "RED!!!!!!!!!!" and I was like "8|!!!!!"
By then my pants were down and Irvine was kissing at my crotch and I was all "DUDE FUCKING STOP THE BEAVERS ARE COMING!(!!!!!!" and started dancing around because like the beavers were all "DUN DUN DUN!!!!!!" and started BEAVERING their way near me!$*!( ;___________________;!!$)$
My very life flahed before my eyes!$*& All the times I had givein that kid who runs laps around the garden wedgies UP UNTIL THE DAY ZELL AND I KILLED HIM... All the times Irvine shot me in the leg with his shotgun.... All the times Zell has choked on those hamburgers.... All the times Rinoa kicked me in the dick and told me I was gay.... All the times Headmaster Cid and I would get high and piss on Nida whose a fag.... All of it passed through my vision.
And it all became clear to me, everything. Answers to questions that I had never thought to think... Visions of crystaline diety.... Everything was clear to me then... AS I stared into the crimson eyes of the beavers...
With all of my might, I saught what I should do then, as I grabbed irvine by the arms, and pulled him towards my side, smiling softly at him one last time, thinking of a sacrifice that had to make for his sake...
For our sake.... Humanities love....
DUDE I FUCKING THREW IRVINE AT THE BEAVERS AND RAN AS FAST AS I COULD~!!~@!!!!!($*! XDXDXD!!!1 Before I ran I saw the beavers all jump on top of Irvine who was like "Dude... I'm eatin' the beavers... lol" and then there was a lot of "SLAP SLAP" noises and some buzz-saw things bt I was all UPSTAIRS AnD FUCKING CRAP with NIda wh owas like 'SQUALL GET THE FUCK OUt oF MY SHIP!!$*!()$!!!!!!"
I totally PUNCHED HIM IN THE FACE THOUGH AND BROKE HiS ChEEkS so now he's all FLAPPY AnD SHIT so it's ALL COOL MAN >| ALL COOL.
SO LIKE TODAY I'm going to go grqb Zells arms and see if he wants to hover-board over kids!!!$!*XDXDDXDXD!!!
LATAH!!!!!
Liek last night I was in my house thing room and I was like "DUDE I want to watch MY LITTLE PONIES and HAVE SEX WITH MYSELF!!!!11111$*!(" so I got up and was putting in the movie and drooling everywhere 'cause I was all "MMM SEx" WHEN THAT STUPID FUCK SEIFER BURST IN O!!! NO!!*&$(! GT OUT OF MY ROOM FGT!)$!" but he wasn't listening because when I yelled at him beavbers came shooting out og my eyes >8U!U!U!&$*!1J!1uWTF
BUT IT WAS WICKED FUNNY when the beavers started screaming like "CHACHAcAHchucHUcHUcHUCHUC!!!!!*(!!!" and started wacking Seifer with their tails like *SLAP!!!* and he was all like NAKED and screaming! XDXD!!!DXDX!!!!!!!!
I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD until I realized that I was DYING 8|!!!!1(&$! DYING FROM
Cancer...
.....
BUT THEN I STARTED SHITTING MYSELF from LAUGHING SO HAR XARU*I@& and I was like "WOAH DIAREAH IN MY PANTS!!($*$!=) coz my pants were all soggy and wet and smelled like poop XEDXCDXDXD!!!!01))!)!"
AND DODES GET THIS
When I said "Diareah" Irvine and Zell just came like CRASHHING THROUGH MY FUCKING WALLS =oOo!OO!O!O and were like "DUDE DID YOU SAY DIAREAH!!?!" and Irvine was holding a bottle of exlax and a seringe and he was like "Dude... Like... Omg... Pooop" and he was nearing at me all liek "Dude... stand still... and pull down your pantssyaasasasaasas" because he started drooling and looking at me funny when he said "PULL DOWN OR PANSTS"
DUDES I THINK IRVINES FUCKING RETARDED OR SOMETHING!*!( =0!10)!)!)))!#*&%@ >Oo!o!o!
i HATE RETARDS EPECIALLY ONES THAT GET BONERS WHEN THEY SAY STUFF ABOUT MY PENIS!*$(!*$! >oO!OO1o!O!O!OO!FUCKING ASSHOLES
WHAT-EVERRRR ANYWAYS!!!!!
Just when Irvine was getting close to me I heard this Buzz-saw noise and was all like "OMG WTF WQAS THAT!*($!?!??!!" and looked over towards the beavers who were all ">8E"<---SEE THAT E it's the beavers BUCK TEETH!*$()! XDDDXDXD!!!!!!!DXD!!
ANYWAYS
Like there was a buzz-saw noise and Irvine was like "Dude... your penis... pull it downnnnsnnnana" and I was getting ready to KICK IRVINE IN THE FUCKING DICK >oO!OO! when ALL Of A SUDDEN seifers fucking head comes FLYING at Zell*!$(!)* =O!OO!!O!!!(*!!!!!!!!!
Zell was all like "HI SEIfAHHH!!!!!" because he started screaming when Seifers head smashed into Zells face and KNOCKED HIM OVER onto a pile of beavers!(&*$!$!! The beavers like JUMPED ON ZELL and started slapping him with their tails too!!!!XDXD!! IT WAS SO FUNNY!!!
I was lauhging SO HARD until the beavers made that buss-saw noise and then cleared away from Zells body and all that was left were his arms...... =|.........
Then the beavers all gathered up and made like a SUPER BEAVER made of other LITTLE BEAVERS and their eyes ewrre all "RED!!!!!!!!!!" and I was like "8|!!!!!"
By then my pants were down and Irvine was kissing at my crotch and I was all "DUDE FUCKING STOP THE BEAVERS ARE COMING!(!!!!!!" and started dancing around because like the beavers were all "DUN DUN DUN!!!!!!" and started BEAVERING their way near me!$*!( ;___________________;!!$)$
My very life flahed before my eyes!$*& All the times I had givein that kid who runs laps around the garden wedgies UP UNTIL THE DAY ZELL AND I KILLED HIM... All the times Irvine shot me in the leg with his shotgun.... All the times Zell has choked on those hamburgers.... All the times Rinoa kicked me in the dick and told me I was gay.... All the times Headmaster Cid and I would get high and piss on Nida whose a fag.... All of it passed through my vision.
And it all became clear to me, everything. Answers to questions that I had never thought to think... Visions of crystaline diety.... Everything was clear to me then... AS I stared into the crimson eyes of the beavers...
With all of my might, I saught what I should do then, as I grabbed irvine by the arms, and pulled him towards my side, smiling softly at him one last time, thinking of a sacrifice that had to make for his sake...
For our sake.... Humanities love....
DUDE I FUCKING THREW IRVINE AT THE BEAVERS AND RAN AS FAST AS I COULD~!!~@!!!!!($*! XDXDXD!!!1 Before I ran I saw the beavers all jump on top of Irvine who was like "Dude... I'm eatin' the beavers... lol" and then there was a lot of "SLAP SLAP" noises and some buzz-saw things bt I was all UPSTAIRS AnD FUCKING CRAP with NIda wh owas like 'SQUALL GET THE FUCK OUt oF MY SHIP!!$*!()$!!!!!!"
I totally PUNCHED HIM IN THE FACE THOUGH AND BROKE HiS ChEEkS so now he's all FLAPPY AnD SHIT so it's ALL COOL MAN >| ALL COOL.
SO LIKE TODAY I'm going to go grqb Zells arms and see if he wants to hover-board over kids!!!$!*XDXDDXDXD!!!
LATAH!!!!!