OMGMGMM!MM!!!!!!!919!!$!&$!*%(@&*(@&*($
OKAY!!!1!*(&$! >XD XDDXCDE@@DXCD:DPC ^_^_^ CJKSLA@%$(*!
So liek it's been about another 3 BULLING MONTHS since I last ufcking updated OKAY FUCKHOELS!?!!?!?!#!!11$(!* I know I'm hot and shit and you all mess mee because YOUR EITHER A REALLY HOT FUCKIN CHICK or a HOMOSEXUAL!!!!! ;P:!P!:!Pp;p;P=pXD!!!!!WHOWANTS TO SEELP WITH ME
BUT ANYWAYS OKAY lET ME TELL YOU ALL WHATS hapenend OVER THE LAST BULLIONG MONTHS. 8|!!!!11
After the garden blew up and everynbody was like "WHAT THE FUCK THIS SUCKS" and I was like " DUDE YOU SUCKS >8U!UU!U! STFU" and they were like "FUCK U SQUALL UR AN AZZHOLE!!!1 >O!O!OOo1oO!O!O!" and they pushed me into the ocean where jellyfish buzzed at my testicles we were all like "DUDE WE HAVE TO FIND ANOTHER PLACE TO LIVE" and I was lik "DUDE... I LOVE JELLYFISH ON MY TESTICLES!!!1XDXXED!!!"
Like SERIOUSLY!!!!111 YOU guys don't even fucking KNOW HOW ASESOME IT IS TO HAVE JELLYFISH ON YOUR TESTICLES!!!!XDDXDXD!11 It's like HAVINGA PARTY--BUT IN YOUR PANTS with SLIMEY ANIMALS THAT MAKE BUZZING NOISES AND STING YOUR BALLS UNTIL THEY TURN RED AND START TO BUBBLE ON THE SKIN!!1!! XD!!!!11!($*!*&$*(A!&
OKAY!!! SO anyways after Zell saved me from the water (I can't swim ;_________________________---___;!!!!!!*$!&!&) Cid was liek "UHhhUHhHHh lets go find someplace to liveeee.>>>.>>" and we were all like "OKAYQ@!!!!!" and I was like "FUCK!!!!!11" because a shark just CAME UP OUT OF THE FUCKING WATER and BIT ME IN MY FUCKING ASS!!!!11 >oO!Oo!OOo1O!O!O!O When I turned around to kick its FUCKING FACE it was gone=!OOO!O!!O=O!!O!!!!!!@*& MY ASS WAS GONE TOO and there was a LOT OF RED STUFF ALL OVER THE PLACE!!!141
It was probvably coolaide though 'cause I remember Irvine and Zell taking a funnel and putting red coolaide in my ass one night when i was sleeping XDXXD!!DXDD!!$!&*$&*%(!
I was WICKED FUCKING PISSED THOUGH but Zell was liek "DUDE DON'T WORRY I'LL GET YOU A NEW ASS ONCE WE GET A NEW HOME" and I was like "DUDE. I LOVE YOU." and he was liek "=|" and I was like "=|..." and he was like "<=|" and I was like "...=J <3" and he was liek "... <=/!" and then I like TOTALLY fucking MADE OUT WITH HIM!!!!#&!*$!*
BUT ONLY FOR LIKE, 8 SECONDS THOUGH because then he was VOMITTING FUCKING EVERYWHERE!!1 he even got some into my MOUTH!!!1(*$!*$! >oO!OO!OO!O! And I was like "DUDE!!!&*$(! YOU'RE FUCKING GROS!!!!" and he was liek "BRAGHGSHGHSJAB!(!*$!!!!" and chunks of SHIT CAME OUT OF HIS MOTUH!!11! He was vomitting for like 9 HOURS STRAIGHT until I PUNCHED HIM IN THE FUCKING FACE!!!!! >P!PP!!! He fell over into the ocean and was screaming, and I was LAUGHING SO HARD!!XSDEXSDXEXD!!!! Well until I saw that shark that had taken my ASS come up from the water and JSUT AS ZELL WAS ABOUT TO HIT THE OCEAN
THE SHARK OPENED ITS MOUTH AND ATE ZELL WHOLE!!!!!8O!OO!O1!O!O1!
I was like "DUDE NOOO!!!!!11!11" and I stood there all like ">8|!!!" an d I wrattled my FUCKING FISTS at the shark as I stared at it like ">8U!!!" and the shark was like >8|!! and I was like WRATTLING MY GFUCKING GFISTS SO HARD*@()%@ until they FELL OFF and I was like "DUDE NO MY FISTST!!!!!*$!&*$(&!(*!$OMHGWTHFN!!&$*(!" and I watched them as they fell down into the ocean too!!
AND GUESS WHAT!?!!?$*!()$!?!!!!!!
THAT FUCKING SHART ATE THEM TOO!!!>OO!OO!o1OO!oO!O!OO
I was WICKED FUCKING PISSED NOW because my fists were my one and only true lovers!! ;_:::!;:!! UNLIKE MY NAZI BITCH GIRLFRIEND WHO S A FUCKING SLUT AND HAS SEX WITH STUPIF LESBIAN SEAGULS!!!!! >OOOO!O1o!O!O!
Anyways when I was ABOUT TO GO JUMP DOWN AND FUCK THAT SHARK UP!(!&*$*!( CId was like "uhhuhuhhhh Squall we need a home bflagusdilgjsyU" and he started having a seizure!!!!131 and I was liek "FINE!!!!>O!!!" and I started to walk away from the ocean
But before I left I gave the shark THE FUCKING FINGER--well actually it was more like the musckle that used to attach to my middle finger!!1!$)*! And the shark was like "FUCK YOU SQUALL!*$()!" in Zells voice and I was like "OMG ZELL YOU'RE STILL ALIVE!"!?!?!?!!!!"!!" but before I could get an answer the shark was like "FWISHH!H!!!" because it dived back intot he water!!&!*($ >Oo!o!O1o
tHAT FUCKING SHARK IS GONNA GET IT the next time I SEE ITS FUCKING FACE--I SWEAR!!!!!*!($)*!$!)( >8|!!!!!!!!!1
I swear...
OH YEAH DID I MENTION THAT WE TOOK OVER GALBADIA GARDEN??!?!?!XDDXDXXDXDXD!!! It's so FUCKING AWESOME!!!!%$!!!$(!$
THEY HAVE HOCKEY RINKS!!!!!XXDXDDXD!!!!$&!
OKay WHATEVERRRR fuckholes!! I'm going to go over to Irvines dorm and see if he wants to play CAPTURE THE BULLET AGAIN!!!XDXD@!!
So liek it's been about another 3 BULLING MONTHS since I last ufcking updated OKAY FUCKHOELS!?!!?!?!#!!11$(!* I know I'm hot and shit and you all mess mee because YOUR EITHER A REALLY HOT FUCKIN CHICK or a HOMOSEXUAL!!!!! ;P:!P!:!Pp;p;P=pXD!!!!!WHOWANTS TO SEELP WITH ME
BUT ANYWAYS OKAY lET ME TELL YOU ALL WHATS hapenend OVER THE LAST BULLIONG MONTHS. 8|!!!!11
After the garden blew up and everynbody was like "WHAT THE FUCK THIS SUCKS" and I was like " DUDE YOU SUCKS >8U!UU!U! STFU" and they were like "FUCK U SQUALL UR AN AZZHOLE!!!1 >O!O!OOo1oO!O!O!" and they pushed me into the ocean where jellyfish buzzed at my testicles we were all like "DUDE WE HAVE TO FIND ANOTHER PLACE TO LIVE" and I was lik "DUDE... I LOVE JELLYFISH ON MY TESTICLES!!!1XDXXED!!!"
Like SERIOUSLY!!!!111 YOU guys don't even fucking KNOW HOW ASESOME IT IS TO HAVE JELLYFISH ON YOUR TESTICLES!!!!XDDXDXD!11 It's like HAVINGA PARTY--BUT IN YOUR PANTS with SLIMEY ANIMALS THAT MAKE BUZZING NOISES AND STING YOUR BALLS UNTIL THEY TURN RED AND START TO BUBBLE ON THE SKIN!!1!! XD!!!!11!($*!*&$*(A!&
OKAY!!! SO anyways after Zell saved me from the water (I can't swim ;_________________________---___;!!!!!!*$!&!&) Cid was liek "UHhhUHhHHh lets go find someplace to liveeee.>>>.>>" and we were all like "OKAYQ@!!!!!" and I was like "FUCK!!!!!11" because a shark just CAME UP OUT OF THE FUCKING WATER and BIT ME IN MY FUCKING ASS!!!!11 >oO!Oo!OOo1O!O!O!O When I turned around to kick its FUCKING FACE it was gone=!OOO!O!!O=O!!O!!!!!!@*& MY ASS WAS GONE TOO and there was a LOT OF RED STUFF ALL OVER THE PLACE!!!141
It was probvably coolaide though 'cause I remember Irvine and Zell taking a funnel and putting red coolaide in my ass one night when i was sleeping XDXXD!!DXDD!!$!&*$&*%(!
I was WICKED FUCKING PISSED THOUGH but Zell was liek "DUDE DON'T WORRY I'LL GET YOU A NEW ASS ONCE WE GET A NEW HOME" and I was like "DUDE. I LOVE YOU." and he was liek "=|" and I was like "=|..." and he was like "<=|" and I was like "...=J <3" and he was liek "... <=/!" and then I like TOTALLY fucking MADE OUT WITH HIM!!!!#&!*$!*
BUT ONLY FOR LIKE, 8 SECONDS THOUGH because then he was VOMITTING FUCKING EVERYWHERE!!1 he even got some into my MOUTH!!!1(*$!*$! >oO!OO!OO!O! And I was like "DUDE!!!&*$(! YOU'RE FUCKING GROS!!!!" and he was liek "BRAGHGSHGHSJAB!(!*$!!!!" and chunks of SHIT CAME OUT OF HIS MOTUH!!11! He was vomitting for like 9 HOURS STRAIGHT until I PUNCHED HIM IN THE FUCKING FACE!!!!! >P!PP!!! He fell over into the ocean and was screaming, and I was LAUGHING SO HARD!!XSDEXSDXEXD!!!! Well until I saw that shark that had taken my ASS come up from the water and JSUT AS ZELL WAS ABOUT TO HIT THE OCEAN
THE SHARK OPENED ITS MOUTH AND ATE ZELL WHOLE!!!!!8O!OO!O1!O!O1!
I was like "DUDE NOOO!!!!!11!11" and I stood there all like ">8|!!!" an d I wrattled my FUCKING FISTS at the shark as I stared at it like ">8U!!!" and the shark was like >8|!! and I was like WRATTLING MY GFUCKING GFISTS SO HARD*@()%@ until they FELL OFF and I was like "DUDE NO MY FISTST!!!!!*$!&*$(&!(*!$OMHGWTHFN!!&$*(!" and I watched them as they fell down into the ocean too!!
AND GUESS WHAT!?!!?$*!()$!?!!!!!!
THAT FUCKING SHART ATE THEM TOO!!!>OO!OO!o1OO!oO!O!OO
I was WICKED FUCKING PISSED NOW because my fists were my one and only true lovers!! ;_:::!;:!! UNLIKE MY NAZI BITCH GIRLFRIEND WHO S A FUCKING SLUT AND HAS SEX WITH STUPIF LESBIAN SEAGULS!!!!! >OOOO!O1o!O!O!
Anyways when I was ABOUT TO GO JUMP DOWN AND FUCK THAT SHARK UP!(!&*$*!( CId was like "uhhuhuhhhh Squall we need a home bflagusdilgjsyU" and he started having a seizure!!!!131 and I was liek "FINE!!!!>O!!!" and I started to walk away from the ocean
But before I left I gave the shark THE FUCKING FINGER--well actually it was more like the musckle that used to attach to my middle finger!!1!$)*! And the shark was like "FUCK YOU SQUALL!*$()!" in Zells voice and I was like "OMG ZELL YOU'RE STILL ALIVE!"!?!?!?!!!!"!!" but before I could get an answer the shark was like "FWISHH!H!!!" because it dived back intot he water!!&!*($ >Oo!o!O1o
tHAT FUCKING SHARK IS GONNA GET IT the next time I SEE ITS FUCKING FACE--I SWEAR!!!!!*!($)*!$!)( >8|!!!!!!!!!1
I swear...
OH YEAH DID I MENTION THAT WE TOOK OVER GALBADIA GARDEN??!?!?!XDDXDXXDXDXD!!! It's so FUCKING AWESOME!!!!%$!!!$(!$
THEY HAVE HOCKEY RINKS!!!!!XXDXDDXD!!!!$&!
OKay WHATEVERRRR fuckholes!! I'm going to go over to Irvines dorm and see if he wants to play CAPTURE THE BULLET AGAIN!!!XDXD@!!