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Dudes, you wouldn't believe what happened, BUT--
I've been sent to the YMCA for the summer!!!!!!1
YEAH,
ZELL, IRVINE, and ME are stuck in the YMCA!!!!! AUGH!!!!1!!!!111!!!!$$ >OOOOOOOO!!!!!
I'm so pissed OFF!!! I wish I had NEVER taken that batch of taurantulas, doused them in gasoline, lit them on fire, and sent them to the infirmary!!!11 HAD I KNOWN THAT STUPID RETARD SEIFER WAS GOING TO TELL ON ME!!!!!!!!!!1 STUPID ASSHOLE!!! >OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!*$!(
ANYWAYS--
YEAH, so that stupid assface got out of going to the YMCA because he dressed up like a girl!! STUPID DUMBASS!!! Just when Irvine, Zell and myself were getting shoved onto this huge bus with race-stripes painted on it with a picture of a baracuta on it I was looking out the back of the mobil like >8| and flipping those stupid garden masters off with my finger that I had lit on fire just for the EXTRA COOL EFFECTS because the garden masters TOTALLY SUCK DUDE and then I see
THE UGLIEST FUCKIN WOMAN EVER.
And I remember vomitting all over myself and Zell was like "Dude. You have chunks of onion in your vomit" and Irvine was like " Dude. Those aren't chunks of onion." and Zell was like "Dude. Then what be they!!!!!!!1?!!?!" and Irvine was like " I DUNNO" and I was going to say something but vomit was pouring out of my mouth like a STEAM a FOUNTAIN OF STINKY STICKY RUNNY CHUNKY WATERFALL that had a strange taste of TANG. :DDDDDDDDDD
ANYWAYS SO I WAS LIKE AFTER DONE VOMITTING;
I scream at the ugly lady "YOU'RE THE UGLIEST WOMAN I'VE EVER SEEENAAAAAAAAAAAGTHAGH!!" 'cause I could feel more and MORE VOMIT COMING UP MY THROAT IT WAS SO GROSS >=U!!!!!!!!!!!!! and she was like j______________j and I was like >8O!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 until I looked at her UGLY STUPID FACE A LITTLE HARDER BECAUSE MY EYES WERE BLEEDING and then I saw a SCAR.
LOL!!!!!!!!11 NOT THE LION KING STUPID I MEAN A REAL SCAR!!!!!!!!!!11
BUT YEAH. I saw a scar and I was like "SINCE WHEN DO STUPID WOMEN have scars!??!?!" and then THEN Irvine was like " that's not a lady... that's a man..."
THEN I FIGURED OUT THAT IT WAS SEIFER after I saw SHE was wearing a trench coat JUST LIKE HIS!!!!?!?
I'll give Seifer a little bit of credit though. He SURE DID FOOL ME into thinking he was an ugly woman with that long red wig!!! LOL!!!!!1
ANYWAYS before I could say anything some guy wearing a pig-farmer outfit or something PULLED OUT THIS WHIP and was like "GET IN THE VAN@@@!!!" and I was like "MY MOUTH TASTES LIKE VOMIT!!!" and Zell was like "AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" and Irvine was trying to scream above us " WE"RE NOT IN A VAN!!!" but we were hauled off anyways to the YMCA.
And when we first got there, there was this groups of stupid children who were banging on the side of our bus screaming "AHHHH HELP US~~~~!!!!" and when the stupid pig-farmer guy or whatever he was let us out, I immeadiately jumped out of the Van and started farting as hard as I could to sufforcate the kids! But Zell was like "dude stop that it's really nasty" but I hit him in the face with my fist because Zells'a stupid idiot and I HATE IT WHEN HE GETS WISE WITH ME!!!! >OOOOO!!!!!@$!$!
BUT YEH. I stopped farting because my hole was beginning to hurt and Irvine was kicking me to stop it so I did. SO WE WALKED OFF the bus and these guys in weird costumes came up to us and PUT HANDCUFFS ON OUR WRISTS!!!1
THEN THEY DRAGGED US OFF INTO A BUILDING AND SHOVED US DOWN IN A BASEMENT!!!!
So that's where we are now. we're getting fed this weird chunky stuff that falls out of the ceiling just where the bathrooms are. It doesn't taste too good and it's REALLY DARK DOWN HERE!!!!$$!$1 Irvine is talking about sexual release and he's been staring at me funny lately!! IF HE KEEPS STARING AT ME I'M GOING TO KICK HIM IN THE EYES!!!11
I've been sent to the YMCA for the summer!!!!!!1
YEAH,
ZELL, IRVINE, and ME are stuck in the YMCA!!!!! AUGH!!!!1!!!!111!!!!$$ >OOOOOOOO!!!!!
I'm so pissed OFF!!! I wish I had NEVER taken that batch of taurantulas, doused them in gasoline, lit them on fire, and sent them to the infirmary!!!11 HAD I KNOWN THAT STUPID RETARD SEIFER WAS GOING TO TELL ON ME!!!!!!!!!!1 STUPID ASSHOLE!!! >OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!*$!(
ANYWAYS--
YEAH, so that stupid assface got out of going to the YMCA because he dressed up like a girl!! STUPID DUMBASS!!! Just when Irvine, Zell and myself were getting shoved onto this huge bus with race-stripes painted on it with a picture of a baracuta on it I was looking out the back of the mobil like >8| and flipping those stupid garden masters off with my finger that I had lit on fire just for the EXTRA COOL EFFECTS because the garden masters TOTALLY SUCK DUDE and then I see
THE UGLIEST FUCKIN WOMAN EVER.
And I remember vomitting all over myself and Zell was like "Dude. You have chunks of onion in your vomit" and Irvine was like " Dude. Those aren't chunks of onion." and Zell was like "Dude. Then what be they!!!!!!!1?!!?!" and Irvine was like " I DUNNO" and I was going to say something but vomit was pouring out of my mouth like a STEAM a FOUNTAIN OF STINKY STICKY RUNNY CHUNKY WATERFALL that had a strange taste of TANG. :DDDDDDDDDD
ANYWAYS SO I WAS LIKE AFTER DONE VOMITTING;
I scream at the ugly lady "YOU'RE THE UGLIEST WOMAN I'VE EVER SEEENAAAAAAAAAAAGTHAGH!!" 'cause I could feel more and MORE VOMIT COMING UP MY THROAT IT WAS SO GROSS >=U!!!!!!!!!!!!! and she was like j______________j and I was like >8O!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 until I looked at her UGLY STUPID FACE A LITTLE HARDER BECAUSE MY EYES WERE BLEEDING and then I saw a SCAR.
LOL!!!!!!!!11 NOT THE LION KING STUPID I MEAN A REAL SCAR!!!!!!!!!!11
BUT YEAH. I saw a scar and I was like "SINCE WHEN DO STUPID WOMEN have scars!??!?!" and then THEN Irvine was like " that's not a lady... that's a man..."
THEN I FIGURED OUT THAT IT WAS SEIFER after I saw SHE was wearing a trench coat JUST LIKE HIS!!!!?!?
I'll give Seifer a little bit of credit though. He SURE DID FOOL ME into thinking he was an ugly woman with that long red wig!!! LOL!!!!!1
ANYWAYS before I could say anything some guy wearing a pig-farmer outfit or something PULLED OUT THIS WHIP and was like "GET IN THE VAN@@@!!!" and I was like "MY MOUTH TASTES LIKE VOMIT!!!" and Zell was like "AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" and Irvine was trying to scream above us " WE"RE NOT IN A VAN!!!" but we were hauled off anyways to the YMCA.
And when we first got there, there was this groups of stupid children who were banging on the side of our bus screaming "AHHHH HELP US~~~~!!!!" and when the stupid pig-farmer guy or whatever he was let us out, I immeadiately jumped out of the Van and started farting as hard as I could to sufforcate the kids! But Zell was like "dude stop that it's really nasty" but I hit him in the face with my fist because Zells'a stupid idiot and I HATE IT WHEN HE GETS WISE WITH ME!!!! >OOOOO!!!!!@$!$!
BUT YEH. I stopped farting because my hole was beginning to hurt and Irvine was kicking me to stop it so I did. SO WE WALKED OFF the bus and these guys in weird costumes came up to us and PUT HANDCUFFS ON OUR WRISTS!!!1
THEN THEY DRAGGED US OFF INTO A BUILDING AND SHOVED US DOWN IN A BASEMENT!!!!
So that's where we are now. we're getting fed this weird chunky stuff that falls out of the ceiling just where the bathrooms are. It doesn't taste too good and it's REALLY DARK DOWN HERE!!!!$$!$1 Irvine is talking about sexual release and he's been staring at me funny lately!! IF HE KEEPS STARING AT ME I'M GOING TO KICK HIM IN THE EYES!!!11