WOOLOOO~~~~~~!!!!!!!!!!!!@113!!!!!!!!1
DUDES!!! These past TWO DAYS have been SOOOO COOL!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111!!1
NO, SERIOUSLY.
Okay!
Like yesterday after Zell and I TOTALLY pushed that kid into the fountain (after beating him up and then giving him UUBER WEDGIE and smearing POOP on his face!!! XDDDDDDD!!!) Selphie, Irvine, Zell, Rinoa and me all went BEE HUNTING! DUDE!!!!!1 BEEHUNTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
ANYWAYS so we took a car to the fire cave and Zell is SO a bad driver because his face always gets lodged in between the windshield and the dash board! He's always like "DUDE I can SO see everything all slanty when I do this!" and I'm like "DUDE... WATCH OUT FOR THAT DEER!!!!!!!!!" because when he does that there always seems to be a deer RIGHT in the middle of the road--I guess deer like getting hit with REALLY fast moving cars with stupid drivers!!! LOL!!1
BUt yah so IRVINE got to drive and DUDES, he is SUCH a slow driver he's like "Dude.. Dude dee dude, do.." and I'm like "Dude... WATCH OUT FOR THAT HOT BABE IN A BIKINI!!!" because I guess hot babes in bikini's like to get hit by cars too!! XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD!!!!!!!! We hit about 48 deer in a ROW and then we hit about 21 hot babes in bikini's before we actually GOT to the firecave! You know how RED the car was!?! I'll tell you all one thing!! Those deer and hot babes are REALLY nice! GIVING US A FREE CAR PAINTING!!!!!!!!1
But YAH, we all got to the fire-cave and I'm like "Dude, this place is SO not cool" and Selphie was all like "Dude, it has FIRE in it. It's not supposed to be cool" and I just stared at her for a second, ready to bend over and take off my boot and backhand her in the face with it but Zell pushed her into the cave wall before I could do anything! At first I was laughing, but then I realized that Zell TOTALLY TOOK MY OPPRITUNITY AWAY JUST LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE IN MY LIFE TAKING PRECIOUS THINGS AWAY FROM ME BECAUSE THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND MY SEERING PAIN JABBING IN MY HEART EVERY MORNING WHEN I WAKE UP, and then I took him by the collar, and SMACKED HIM IN THE FACE and threw him into the dirt! Then I laughed really hard before Rinoa and Irvine YELLED at me to get inside the cave, and Iwas like, "WHAT-EVERRR!!" so I did anyways!
When we were inside the cave there was like LAVA all over the place and I thought of tacos! Then I was like "HMMM!! TACOS SOUND REALY GOOD!" but the lava made me think! What are taco's MADE out of!? ^_^ =^_^= OO; Oo; O.O o____O .__. >=D >=( >=O >=X =D =) =( n__n u_u v_____v =B =E 328@$*(@$)!!!!!! I asked Zell, and he said:
" TAcos are MADE OUT OF IRVINE'S MOM!!" and Zell and I LAUGHED so HARD!!! But Irvine was pretty mad, and he turned around and hit us in the knee-caps with the shaft of his shot-gun, and then we both fell into some lava and I was like "AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! THE BURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 IT FEELS LIKE--IRVINES MOM!!" Right after I said that I was laughing but at the same time I was like, ON FIRE! How COOL!!? XD!!!!!!
Then magically a flamingo pulled us both out of the lava, and we all found this BEE's nest inside the place! I was like "DUDE, what's BEE's nest doing in a FIRE cave!?" and Zell was like, "It's probably here because IRVINE'S MOM WAS HERE!!!" then we started LAUGHING!!! But before Irvine could do anything Rinoa picked up a stick and TOTALLY, and I mean TOTALLY jammed it into his leg and he fell over, SCREAMING in agony!!
A bunch more stuff happened and bee's suck but MAN!!!!! It was SOOO COOL!!!
Today I did nothing!! Well actually, I talked to Anty Marine because he gives me FREE BEER. He says he steals it from the guy who sells' drugs, which is Irvine because Irvine is the only one I know who gives us FREE WEED!!! Of course the weed is free because it grows in the garden! DUDES!!! I had NO IDEA DANDYLIONS were DRUGS!!! XDDD!!!!!!1 HOW COOL IS THAT!!!!!!? They grow like EVERYWHERE!!
Speaking of which Zell and I are going to go MUSHROOM hunting!! You see, we were playing the MARIO brothers and Zell was like "DUDE, Mario eats MUSHROOMS!" and I was like "DUDE, if we eat mushrooms we can get WAY BIG and then STOMP all over the garden!" but Zell was like "NO not the garden!! On the 7/11 down the road!!" and I was like "WHY 7/11!!!!!?" and he was like "BEACAUSE THEY KICKED ME OUT OF THERE FOR RUNNING A KID OVER WITH MY HOVER BOARD!!!!!!!!!!11" and I was like SO ANGRY because MAN!! KIDS WHO DON'T LET PEOPLE RUN THEM OVER WITH HOVER BOARDS ARE SOO WICKED LAME!!!!!
GRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!! I AM SO MAD RIGHT NOW I COULD JUST KNOCK DOWN THE DOOR TO ZELL'S DORM, AND FART IN HIS ROOM!!!!
NO, SERIOUSLY.
Okay!
Like yesterday after Zell and I TOTALLY pushed that kid into the fountain (after beating him up and then giving him UUBER WEDGIE and smearing POOP on his face!!! XDDDDDDD!!!) Selphie, Irvine, Zell, Rinoa and me all went BEE HUNTING! DUDE!!!!!1 BEEHUNTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
ANYWAYS so we took a car to the fire cave and Zell is SO a bad driver because his face always gets lodged in between the windshield and the dash board! He's always like "DUDE I can SO see everything all slanty when I do this!" and I'm like "DUDE... WATCH OUT FOR THAT DEER!!!!!!!!!" because when he does that there always seems to be a deer RIGHT in the middle of the road--I guess deer like getting hit with REALLY fast moving cars with stupid drivers!!! LOL!!1
BUt yah so IRVINE got to drive and DUDES, he is SUCH a slow driver he's like "Dude.. Dude dee dude, do.." and I'm like "Dude... WATCH OUT FOR THAT HOT BABE IN A BIKINI!!!" because I guess hot babes in bikini's like to get hit by cars too!! XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD!!!!!!!! We hit about 48 deer in a ROW and then we hit about 21 hot babes in bikini's before we actually GOT to the firecave! You know how RED the car was!?! I'll tell you all one thing!! Those deer and hot babes are REALLY nice! GIVING US A FREE CAR PAINTING!!!!!!!!1
But YAH, we all got to the fire-cave and I'm like "Dude, this place is SO not cool" and Selphie was all like "Dude, it has FIRE in it. It's not supposed to be cool" and I just stared at her for a second, ready to bend over and take off my boot and backhand her in the face with it but Zell pushed her into the cave wall before I could do anything! At first I was laughing, but then I realized that Zell TOTALLY TOOK MY OPPRITUNITY AWAY JUST LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE IN MY LIFE TAKING PRECIOUS THINGS AWAY FROM ME BECAUSE THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND MY SEERING PAIN JABBING IN MY HEART EVERY MORNING WHEN I WAKE UP, and then I took him by the collar, and SMACKED HIM IN THE FACE and threw him into the dirt! Then I laughed really hard before Rinoa and Irvine YELLED at me to get inside the cave, and Iwas like, "WHAT-EVERRR!!" so I did anyways!
When we were inside the cave there was like LAVA all over the place and I thought of tacos! Then I was like "HMMM!! TACOS SOUND REALY GOOD!" but the lava made me think! What are taco's MADE out of!? ^_^ =^_^= OO; Oo; O.O o____O .__. >=D >=( >=O >=X =D =) =( n__n u_u v_____v =B =E 328@$*(@$)!!!!!! I asked Zell, and he said:
" TAcos are MADE OUT OF IRVINE'S MOM!!" and Zell and I LAUGHED so HARD!!! But Irvine was pretty mad, and he turned around and hit us in the knee-caps with the shaft of his shot-gun, and then we both fell into some lava and I was like "AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! THE BURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 IT FEELS LIKE--IRVINES MOM!!" Right after I said that I was laughing but at the same time I was like, ON FIRE! How COOL!!? XD!!!!!!
Then magically a flamingo pulled us both out of the lava, and we all found this BEE's nest inside the place! I was like "DUDE, what's BEE's nest doing in a FIRE cave!?" and Zell was like, "It's probably here because IRVINE'S MOM WAS HERE!!!" then we started LAUGHING!!! But before Irvine could do anything Rinoa picked up a stick and TOTALLY, and I mean TOTALLY jammed it into his leg and he fell over, SCREAMING in agony!!
A bunch more stuff happened and bee's suck but MAN!!!!! It was SOOO COOL!!!
Today I did nothing!! Well actually, I talked to Anty Marine because he gives me FREE BEER. He says he steals it from the guy who sells' drugs, which is Irvine because Irvine is the only one I know who gives us FREE WEED!!! Of course the weed is free because it grows in the garden! DUDES!!! I had NO IDEA DANDYLIONS were DRUGS!!! XDDD!!!!!!1 HOW COOL IS THAT!!!!!!? They grow like EVERYWHERE!!
Speaking of which Zell and I are going to go MUSHROOM hunting!! You see, we were playing the MARIO brothers and Zell was like "DUDE, Mario eats MUSHROOMS!" and I was like "DUDE, if we eat mushrooms we can get WAY BIG and then STOMP all over the garden!" but Zell was like "NO not the garden!! On the 7/11 down the road!!" and I was like "WHY 7/11!!!!!?" and he was like "BEACAUSE THEY KICKED ME OUT OF THERE FOR RUNNING A KID OVER WITH MY HOVER BOARD!!!!!!!!!!11" and I was like SO ANGRY because MAN!! KIDS WHO DON'T LET PEOPLE RUN THEM OVER WITH HOVER BOARDS ARE SOO WICKED LAME!!!!!
GRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!! I AM SO MAD RIGHT NOW I COULD JUST KNOCK DOWN THE DOOR TO ZELL'S DORM, AND FART IN HIS ROOM!!!!