Sep 10, 2002 17:54
DUDE!! Like, TODAY WAS AWESOME!!!!
Irvine TOTALLY brought over some chickens, and painted little tatoo's on the sides of their faces! When Zell came by, he looks at the chickens and goes "Why do these chickens have little tatoo's on their faces?" then, Irvine turns to him with this BIG goofy-lookin' smile on his face saying in a crazy-like voice, "Because... They SO look like YOU NOW!!" and then he starts laughing his ASS off!
I was laughing too when I heard that they were to look just like Zell, because, like... THEY DID LOOK LIKE ZELL! And we were both laughing our fucking ASSES off SO fucking hard! SERIOUSLY! Ivines ass looked like it was ready to slip right off!
Anyways, Zell was getting mad at us, so he picked up one of the chickens and threw it at Irvines head. And Irvine was like, "Dude... That was SOOO not cool!" and then pulled out his shotgun, and SHOT Zell in the knee-cap! Zell fell over, holding his knee and screaming in horrible pain, calling Irvine a "fucking ASSHOLE!", while I just stood there, ready to EXPLODE from laughing so fucking hard. Well, I kinda did... I peed myself and then Irvine started laughing at me, so, I got pissed off, took his shotgun, and hit him over the head with it!
He screamed when the shaft hit his temple, and then fell over on the floor on top of Zell clutching his head, and all the chickens were clucking and running around like mad! It was CRAZY! And I was just the ONLY one laughing! DUDE!!!
RRHH!!! I just CANNOT get over HOW FUCKING COOL today was!!! Irvines still a little mad that I hit him though, and Zell's down in the infermary getting his leg treated.
What-EVER guys, later! TOTALLY!