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So I woke up this morning and I was like, sliding down the banister screaming "MY NAME IS RINOA HEARTILLY AND I AM TEH SCKCCUCKU BLLOD BLAAHAHAHLAHL!!!!#@$" and Head Master Cid said "RINOA, SHUT UP!!!!" and he slipped on a puddle of water in the middle of the floor. And he just laid there....doing nothing. Absolutley nothing.
MOVING ON, then I went into the cafeteria and said "I LIVE IN A DORM WITH A MAILBOX SO I CAN GET MAIL WITH PICTURES WITH YOUR NAKED BODIES ON IT BECAUSE I AM ASEXUAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#@$*#)$*#( I'LL MAKE FIRES WITH YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Then Squall was all talking to Zell saying "THIS IS WHAT SEIFER EATS, AND THERE CALLED MEGA HAPPY FLAKES SO I WILL EAT THESE AND BECOME STRONG AND WIN IRVINES HEART BECAUSE HE SHOULD BE MY SON!!!! MY SON GOD DAMMMMBIT!@#$@$#" then he started calling for some guy named Brutus and I was like "WTF?!?!?!!" and then he ate some and it went something like 'doot doo doo do doo........doot doo' and Squall's arms went like RELLY RELLY BIG and his Seifer tatto started moving and then Irvine came in and started fighting with him like BARM BARMAABARBARM!!>NO!!!!" then he ran into a bucket of hot water and ended up getting hurt and I was laughing SO FREAKING HARD THAT THIS STUFF THAT LOOKED LIKE RAW HAMBURGER MEAT WAS COMING OUT OF MY NOSE AND MY EARS!!!!!!!! So then the bitch comes up to Squall and says "HERE HAVE SOME SPINACH!!!!!!" and then Squall says "I ATE BRUTUS!!!! NOOOOO!" and then he ate the bitch but first he had to go and boil her because Squall would rather drink the water she was boiledd in so he says "I ATE THE FLAT CHESTED BITCH!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" then he stuck two fingers down his throat and vomitted all over the cafeteria and all over Zell XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD X> X33333
Then like Zell gets up and starts riding this clay horse and jumping into books and then Squall comes in and says "ZELL YOUR GAY!!!" and kicked him in the knee caps, HARD!!!!!!!!! and I was like PISSING MYSELF LAUGHING!!!!!!!!!!
OKAY, so Seifer walks into the door and Squall tries to hide his box of Mega Happy Flakes under Zell's body. Then Seifer said "SQUALL, I GOT THE MUNCHIES!!!" and he opened the fridge and cracked open some raw eggs then he said "I WANT TO EAT RAW EGGSA ND GO TO THE MOON SO I CAN BE LIKE ROCKY EXCEPT I MIGHT DIE ON THE WAY!!!" then I said "SEIFER, YOUR GAY!!!" and threw this big ass gaunntlet at him.
Then I walked over to the library and said hi to Irvine then Irvine started riding Angelo and Angelo was like "ROOBY ROOBY ROOO THAT COST RON RARTER, RITCH!!!!" and Irvine hit Angelo with the shaft of his gun, then this pink tube thingy came out of Angelo's ear!!!!!! THen irvine jumped out the 2nd floor window and yelled "I HAVE BEATEN YOU ANGELOL!!!!" &#$&#*(&#* RAGABUGAAKACK!!!"But since it was still early, people were telling him to shut up and pass the paper because they likeed reading news about the purple hippo in Squalls dorm and the cat thats really hitler with a bald headed kid for a pet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So then Squall went to the showers and went to go get a drink of water and he saw Zell there and Squall said "Man Zell, thats alot of man you got under that towel!!!" and Zell says....he says "I KEEK YOU IN TEH FACE FOR LOOKING AT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!" then Zell walked around naked for a while unntill Zll walked around nakey with his jinglies hanging out untill Sqiall jumped behind him then I started vommiting and then I passed out which means I DO NOT KNOW WHAT HAPPENED!!!!!!!!!!!&$#$&#$&#*$&#*$&@!#_
So I woke up this morning and I was like, sliding down the banister screaming "MY NAME IS RINOA HEARTILLY AND I AM TEH SCKCCUCKU BLLOD BLAAHAHAHLAHL!!!!#@$" and Head Master Cid said "RINOA, SHUT UP!!!!" and he slipped on a puddle of water in the middle of the floor. And he just laid there....doing nothing. Absolutley nothing.
MOVING ON, then I went into the cafeteria and said "I LIVE IN A DORM WITH A MAILBOX SO I CAN GET MAIL WITH PICTURES WITH YOUR NAKED BODIES ON IT BECAUSE I AM ASEXUAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#@$*#)$*#( I'LL MAKE FIRES WITH YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Then Squall was all talking to Zell saying "THIS IS WHAT SEIFER EATS, AND THERE CALLED MEGA HAPPY FLAKES SO I WILL EAT THESE AND BECOME STRONG AND WIN IRVINES HEART BECAUSE HE SHOULD BE MY SON!!!! MY SON GOD DAMMMMBIT!@#$@$#" then he started calling for some guy named Brutus and I was like "WTF?!?!?!!" and then he ate some and it went something like 'doot doo doo do doo........doot doo' and Squall's arms went like RELLY RELLY BIG and his Seifer tatto started moving and then Irvine came in and started fighting with him like BARM BARMAABARBARM!!>NO!!!!" then he ran into a bucket of hot water and ended up getting hurt and I was laughing SO FREAKING HARD THAT THIS STUFF THAT LOOKED LIKE RAW HAMBURGER MEAT WAS COMING OUT OF MY NOSE AND MY EARS!!!!!!!! So then the bitch comes up to Squall and says "HERE HAVE SOME SPINACH!!!!!!" and then Squall says "I ATE BRUTUS!!!! NOOOOO!" and then he ate the bitch but first he had to go and boil her because Squall would rather drink the water she was boiledd in so he says "I ATE THE FLAT CHESTED BITCH!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" then he stuck two fingers down his throat and vomitted all over the cafeteria and all over Zell XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD X> X33333
Then like Zell gets up and starts riding this clay horse and jumping into books and then Squall comes in and says "ZELL YOUR GAY!!!" and kicked him in the knee caps, HARD!!!!!!!!! and I was like PISSING MYSELF LAUGHING!!!!!!!!!!
OKAY, so Seifer walks into the door and Squall tries to hide his box of Mega Happy Flakes under Zell's body. Then Seifer said "SQUALL, I GOT THE MUNCHIES!!!" and he opened the fridge and cracked open some raw eggs then he said "I WANT TO EAT RAW EGGSA ND GO TO THE MOON SO I CAN BE LIKE ROCKY EXCEPT I MIGHT DIE ON THE WAY!!!" then I said "SEIFER, YOUR GAY!!!" and threw this big ass gaunntlet at him.
Then I walked over to the library and said hi to Irvine then Irvine started riding Angelo and Angelo was like "ROOBY ROOBY ROOO THAT COST RON RARTER, RITCH!!!!" and Irvine hit Angelo with the shaft of his gun, then this pink tube thingy came out of Angelo's ear!!!!!! THen irvine jumped out the 2nd floor window and yelled "I HAVE BEATEN YOU ANGELOL!!!!" &#$&#*(&#* RAGABUGAAKACK!!!"But since it was still early, people were telling him to shut up and pass the paper because they likeed reading news about the purple hippo in Squalls dorm and the cat thats really hitler with a bald headed kid for a pet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So then Squall went to the showers and went to go get a drink of water and he saw Zell there and Squall said "Man Zell, thats alot of man you got under that towel!!!" and Zell says....he says "I KEEK YOU IN TEH FACE FOR LOOKING AT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!" then Zell walked around naked for a while unntill Zll walked around nakey with his jinglies hanging out untill Sqiall jumped behind him then I started vommiting and then I passed out which means I DO NOT KNOW WHAT HAPPENED!!!!!!!!!!!&$#$&#$&#*$&#*$&@!#_