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May 11, 2003 10:55

OOOOOOOOOKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ER-AR-GA-RUN-GA!!!!! I'm still mad at Squall and Zell for not taking me to go get huge. So like, I stole borrowed Zell's Super Nintendo. And I made a discovery that Mario eats mushrooms to get big, AND MARIO EATS FLOWERS TO GET PYRO POWERS!!! AND HE EATS LEAVES TO TURN INTO A RACCOON!!!!!

So like, I got dressed in my little frog costume and hopped out of the Garden into the Woods outside of Balamb and got leaves, flowers and mushrooms, right? SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, I go back to the garden and eat all this shit up. GUESS WHAT HAPPENS?!?!?!??! No...Just guess....C'MOOOON....

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Okay I'll tell you.

I GOT FIRE POWERS, RACCOON POWERS AND SUPER HUGE POWERS. I GREW LIKE 39875849578934573045734805732739038 FEET TALL!!!! AND I TURNED ORANGE....AAAAAAAAAND I GREW A RACOON TAIL!!!!111 I was so happy I jumped up and down and caused an earthquake *blush* Oopsies!~~~~~~~

SOOO N E WAYZ, Zell and Squall come out side and Squall shit his pants and passed out. So Zell was like "DUUUUUUDE THIS IS SOOOOOO MONDO!!!" And I took him and chucked him into the ocean. So then Irvine comes and he's all like "AAAAAAAAAAH A SUCUBUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" and I'm like "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH, IRVINE!!!!" and he started shooting me in the ankle and I picked him up and ATE HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >D>D>D>D>D SO LIKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah, I flew across the world and caused a few tornados, and I burnt a few tropical forests down. SOOOO, I come back to Balamb and these guys are all like RINOA YOU DIP SHIT....RINOA YOU IDIOT!!!! So I'm like, YA, WHATEVERRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But those leaves, flowers and mushrooms aren't settling right @___________@ I feel like I'm gonna puke. So I'm gonna break down Squall's door and walk in on him making out with Zell >=0 So I'm gonna PUKE ALL OVER THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111one

PUUUUUUUUUKE!!!! BARFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!

But maybe I won't. I'll just stand there and watch =)
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