May 08, 2003 20:55
DUUUUUDE, THE DAY IS ALMOST DONE. So before I get my zzzzzzzzzZZZZZZzzZzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZz
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I'll write about my splendid day.
So today, like, DUUUDE, at around 8:30am or so, Zell kicked down my door. WANNA KNOW WHAT THE BASTARD DID!?!!? He put a match near his ass, farted on it and BURNT MY BED >=O That dick wipe. So at around lunch time, I pulled down my pants in the cafeteria and took a shit on his hamburgers. TAKE THAT, CHICKEN BOY XPPPPPPP
So like, anyways, we went GROCERY SHOPPING. So like, we go to Safeway, and Irvine grabs a cart and he jumps on it yelling SWING BATTA BATTA SWIIIIIIIIIIIIING and he RAMS RIGHT INTO A SHELF XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDX!!!!!!!! It was sooooo funny dude, because like, he hit the corner and it hit him RIGHT IN THE EYE!!!!! THAT WAS FUCKING PRICELESS!!!! I call him patchey now that patchey slut.
SO LEIK ANYWAYZ, Squall starts going on about how he wishes he had a mommy, then Zell rubs it in his face like YA I HAVE A MOMMY AND YOU DON'T YOU DYKE, so Squall got like SO PISSED LIKE THIS ">8o" AND OPENEND A PICKLE JAR AND THREW IT AT HIS FACE!!! Zell fell to the ground, screaming that he got pickle juice in his eye, then he got up, got a tooth brush AND STABBED SQUALL IN THE EYE!!! [Jee, all the eye owchies LOL!!!] and then they just fought and knocked down all the shelves. Selphie tried to intervine, but Squall called her a ho and BAAAAAM!!!! Right into the pharmacy window she goes. Damn, I need to get my self some pants to piss into because I keep pissing my self laughing and ruining my good shorts >:o
So yeah, we're all here like, in my room, playing DDR Max. Oh yeah, Squall SO TOTALLY DUDELY RAWKS AT DAT GAME =DDDD
Layta Peeps!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
~RiNoA