Dark stole
my cake. :(
Or perhaps it was just a lie?
I'm sure he and Ganondorf are sitting around and enjoying its delicious and moist cake-flesh as I type this. I had a dream last night that I was searching all of Hyrule, collecting half-burnt candles and plastic figurines, trying to piece together the mystery behind my missing cake. It ended with an epic battle and a stomach-ache.
At least word has gotten out. If you see it, please let me know. Be on the look out for a slightly rounder version of my shadow, with possible smudges of creamy frosting on his lips.