Mario
Hey Mario,
If you are reading this, please understand that it wasn't what you think. I didn't touch her. Well, I did touch her... but well... look, it's complicated. This is a huge misunderstanding. Let's meet up and talk about this like civilized adults.
Your friend,
Link
P.S. - Pit is gay. I hate to break it to you, but I have proof. You shouldn't hang around him too much because rumors are starting to fly... especially since you know who hasn't been around.
If you are reading this, please understand that it wasn't what you think. I didn't touch her. Well, I did touch her... but well... look, it's complicated. This is a huge misunderstanding. Let's meet up and talk about this like civilized adults.
Your friend,
Link
P.S. - Pit is gay. I hate to break it to you, but I have proof. You shouldn't hang around him too much because rumors are starting to fly... especially since you know who hasn't been around.