I didn't even eat anything weird before bed!
Last night, I had a dream that I was Zack Morris from Saved by the Bell. High school years, naturally, and not the middle school years with Miss Bliss. I was walking with Lisa Turtle, who was still played by Lark Voorhies, at least to my best recollection.
We were walking through a parking garage when suddenly we were mugged. By a guy with a pen. But it was a really sharp pen? And evidently I didn't have the really nice switchblade I got from centauri as a groomsman/officiant present while in Vegas. Most likely this is because I was Zack, and not myself. I convinced him to let Lisa go while I wrote him a check for $200.
Then some blonde lady ran by and threw some bleach on him that mostly ended up getting in my mouth somehow. I didn't see the lady very well, just the blonde hair. But this was the opening I needed and I wrestled the guy. For the pen. He'd already tried to stab me with it once. I don't remember being injured though. Anyway, we tumbled to the ground and rolled and I ended up on top, shoving the pen deep into his chest as he cried out in pain. I also broke it off inside him, because apparently, Zack Morris is a little bit twisted.
This is where I woke up. Not in a cold sweat, and not with a start. I woke up and just kinda... blinked. And went, "Huh." Then I went back to sleep. My imagination is messed up.
We were walking through a parking garage when suddenly we were mugged. By a guy with a pen. But it was a really sharp pen? And evidently I didn't have the really nice switchblade I got from centauri as a groomsman/officiant present while in Vegas. Most likely this is because I was Zack, and not myself. I convinced him to let Lisa go while I wrote him a check for $200.
Then some blonde lady ran by and threw some bleach on him that mostly ended up getting in my mouth somehow. I didn't see the lady very well, just the blonde hair. But this was the opening I needed and I wrestled the guy. For the pen. He'd already tried to stab me with it once. I don't remember being injured though. Anyway, we tumbled to the ground and rolled and I ended up on top, shoving the pen deep into his chest as he cried out in pain. I also broke it off inside him, because apparently, Zack Morris is a little bit twisted.
This is where I woke up. Not in a cold sweat, and not with a start. I woke up and just kinda... blinked. And went, "Huh." Then I went back to sleep. My imagination is messed up.