To recap:
Ms Smythe tie-died my entire wardrobe.
I retaliated by turning her into an apple.
The Doctors completely failed to change her back for a number of months.
Ms Smythe then retaliated by turning myself and seven of the Doctors into various vegetables.
Mental note: next time deadly revenge is required, *make* it deadly. This would all have been avoided had we simply made apple crumble several weeks ago.
thelouddoctor is now a carrot and has only
narrowly avoided being eaten by Ms Bush. Meanwhile, the Doctor's other companions keep
threatening to eat me.
And Rassilon only knows what
barbarella69 is doing with
drlongscarf. Everyone knows what
tegan_lj is doing with thebeigeone and it isn't pretty.
Meanwhile my experiments are falling behind schedule. Am miffed.