Oh, for pete's sake

[the_rani]

Came out of Lord Rassilon's quarters (turns out that the ancient Gallifreyan technique for intercourse takes five months to complete) only to find that Pandak had returned an lead the Time Lords in an uprising. Rassilon was grabbed and hauled off somewhere or other. I decided to make a strategic withdrawal.

Discovered someone had tie-dyed my entire wardrobe. Revenge will be had.