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I keep meaning to post, and then forgetting to. Whoops.
-There was a bird in the bathroom on Friday. I don't know how it got in there, but somehow there was a fat robin freaking out in my shower and flying all around. IT WAS TERRIFYING. I finally managed to open the window and knock the screen out, though, and he flew away and I cleaned up the bird poop. All was well.
-On Saturday, our cat attacked the neighbor's dog. This dog, for the record, is EVIL, it's bitten two of my brothers more than once, and it's NOT supposed to be let out. But it got out, got in OUR yard, and growled at my little brother. Junior came tearing across the yard and jumped on the dog's face. GO KITTY.
-The Iron Man 2 novelization is the BEST THING EVER. It's based off the original screenplay, so it follows the movie pretty closely, though there are some beautiful moments that didn't make it into theaters.
This took place during the deleted "You complete me!" scene:
"You're being a baby."
"My inner child heard that."
"Your inner child needs a good spanking," Pepper said, and regretted it even as she felt her mouth forming the syllables.
With a smirk, Tony said, "That's just going to make him horny."
At the courthouse:
As Hammer passed Tony's table, Tony murmured, "Sloppy seconds," just loud enough for Hammer to hear.
"Blow me," Hammer said without breaking stride.
After court is adjourned, immediately following "You can count on me to pleasure myself":
He caught Justin Hammer's eye and added a final line straight into the camera, just because he was Tony Stark and he could. "I don't know if I'm a sword or a shield. But I do know that Hammer is a tool."
The Hammer meets Vanko scene(I SWEAR I did not make this up):
"You have a real hard-on for Stark, don't you?"
Ivan nodded.
Justin smiled. "Yeah. Me too."
There's more that I can't be fucked to look up, such as Tony telling Rhodey he needs a boyfriend, Pepper contemplating getting a tattoo on her ass, and Jarvis asking Tony how he feels right after he puts the new triangular arc reactor in, to which Tony replies "Alive. And weirdly, a little horny."
Basically, \O/
-There was a bird in the bathroom on Friday. I don't know how it got in there, but somehow there was a fat robin freaking out in my shower and flying all around. IT WAS TERRIFYING. I finally managed to open the window and knock the screen out, though, and he flew away and I cleaned up the bird poop. All was well.
-On Saturday, our cat attacked the neighbor's dog. This dog, for the record, is EVIL, it's bitten two of my brothers more than once, and it's NOT supposed to be let out. But it got out, got in OUR yard, and growled at my little brother. Junior came tearing across the yard and jumped on the dog's face. GO KITTY.
-The Iron Man 2 novelization is the BEST THING EVER. It's based off the original screenplay, so it follows the movie pretty closely, though there are some beautiful moments that didn't make it into theaters.
This took place during the deleted "You complete me!" scene:
"You're being a baby."
"My inner child heard that."
"Your inner child needs a good spanking," Pepper said, and regretted it even as she felt her mouth forming the syllables.
With a smirk, Tony said, "That's just going to make him horny."
At the courthouse:
As Hammer passed Tony's table, Tony murmured, "Sloppy seconds," just loud enough for Hammer to hear.
"Blow me," Hammer said without breaking stride.
After court is adjourned, immediately following "You can count on me to pleasure myself":
He caught Justin Hammer's eye and added a final line straight into the camera, just because he was Tony Stark and he could. "I don't know if I'm a sword or a shield. But I do know that Hammer is a tool."
The Hammer meets Vanko scene(I SWEAR I did not make this up):
"You have a real hard-on for Stark, don't you?"
Ivan nodded.
Justin smiled. "Yeah. Me too."
There's more that I can't be fucked to look up, such as Tony telling Rhodey he needs a boyfriend, Pepper contemplating getting a tattoo on her ass, and Jarvis asking Tony how he feels right after he puts the new triangular arc reactor in, to which Tony replies "Alive. And weirdly, a little horny."
Basically, \O/