an open letter to one of my favorite musicians, who is scaring me
Dear Trent Reznor,
Please tell me this is a joke. Like any good NIN fan, I would love nothing more than to see you happily settled with some awesome girl. But...two weeks after you've met her? Are you fucking serious with this? And yes, I know it's only been two weeks. Thanks to her ludicrous number of Tweets, I can pinpoint not only the day, but the HOUR you two first hooked up. The fact that you, who have been so ridiculously private about your relationships in the past, have allowed her to talk about you nonstop...well frankly, it's alarming and not like you.
You're about to go on a world tour. You just met her. You're still in the "teehee we're wearing each other's sweatshirts" stage of your relationship. (I should know, you both Tweeted about it in a disgustingly cute manner.)
All I have to say is, this "marriage" had better not be the reason why you think Nine Inch Nails should "go away for a while." You've named your upcoming tour the Wave Goodbye Tour and placed a frightening "1989-2009" at the bottom of your tour page, which does not bode well. You're scaring the crap out of me and a number of other fans.
I really wanted this to be a joke or a rumor, but your girlfriend has mentioned a ring and getting an "OK" from her parents.
...Please, PLEASE start using your brain instead of your dick, Trent.
Love,
Me
[Edit] This is cheering me up:
Santino imitating Tim Gunn reciting the lyrics to "Closer." God, I miss Project Runway. ♥
[Edit the 2nd] I think I should add that I don't hate this girl. She's a bit kooky, but whatever! I just think rushing into a marriage is a baaaaad idea.
That being said, she's one of the lead singers of West Indian Girl. I checked them out on Blip.fm, and their music is actually pretty cool...I'm particularly fond of "To Die in LA." At least Trent picked a girlfriend who makes good music.
Please tell me this is a joke. Like any good NIN fan, I would love nothing more than to see you happily settled with some awesome girl. But...two weeks after you've met her? Are you fucking serious with this? And yes, I know it's only been two weeks. Thanks to her ludicrous number of Tweets, I can pinpoint not only the day, but the HOUR you two first hooked up. The fact that you, who have been so ridiculously private about your relationships in the past, have allowed her to talk about you nonstop...well frankly, it's alarming and not like you.
You're about to go on a world tour. You just met her. You're still in the "teehee we're wearing each other's sweatshirts" stage of your relationship. (I should know, you both Tweeted about it in a disgustingly cute manner.)
All I have to say is, this "marriage" had better not be the reason why you think Nine Inch Nails should "go away for a while." You've named your upcoming tour the Wave Goodbye Tour and placed a frightening "1989-2009" at the bottom of your tour page, which does not bode well. You're scaring the crap out of me and a number of other fans.
I really wanted this to be a joke or a rumor, but your girlfriend has mentioned a ring and getting an "OK" from her parents.
...Please, PLEASE start using your brain instead of your dick, Trent.
Love,
Me
[Edit] This is cheering me up:
Click to viewSantino imitating Tim Gunn reciting the lyrics to "Closer." God, I miss Project Runway. ♥
[Edit the 2nd] I think I should add that I don't hate this girl. She's a bit kooky, but whatever! I just think rushing into a marriage is a baaaaad idea.
That being said, she's one of the lead singers of West Indian Girl. I checked them out on Blip.fm, and their music is actually pretty cool...I'm particularly fond of "To Die in LA." At least Trent picked a girlfriend who makes good music.