Get the Gorilla Out of the Metal Loaf!
I just woke up from this weird dream, but when I realized it's heavily influenced by how much Guild Wars 2 I've been playing it didn't seem too weird. I think.
In the dream I was running around getting materials for this village/village chief which, I don't know, I think just got devastated by something and is now building itself from scratch. I was at this place that looks like a cross section between a floor of an abandoned mall and one of those fighting arenas in Soul Calibur, trying to get a green goop from a floating vial into this huge-ass tube I was carrying around when an alarm went off. A couple of my friends (who also play GW2) ran past me and told me to run as well but I didn't and before I knew it the floor and the ceiling were closing in and there's this gameshow-like voice from some sort of PA system announcing that for the next minute that area will be [LOST IN TIME].
The moment he said those words the floor and ceiling went from closing in on each other to passing through each other (with me sandwiched between them the entire time) so now the floor's the ceiling and vice versa. When everything settled, it pretty much looked like the same area I was in. It was quiet, but only for a few seconds. I started running around and although the place is a little dark the noise felt like I was in a carnival. I think I didn't get to run around that far because suddenly there's this game blocking my path called [Get the Gorilla Out of the Metal Loaf!] and sure enough there's this giant circular metal loaf thing rolling left to right in front of me with a gorilla and other things stuffed in it. BUT before I could do anything, the game changed and it's now [GET THE BANANA]. At this point I was just standing there being all, "WTAF?" but then this character ran towards me and handed me the banana, which meant I have to run my ass off because the gorilla is now after me.
Still having little idea about what's going on, I turned around and screamed ran. A few steps in, I hit my head on a blunt corner, fell down and when I looked up I was back in the "real" world. The implication was either the "lost in time" minute was done, or I just dreamt the whole phase up.
Then I actually woke up. Woo.
In the dream I was running around getting materials for this village/village chief which, I don't know, I think just got devastated by something and is now building itself from scratch. I was at this place that looks like a cross section between a floor of an abandoned mall and one of those fighting arenas in Soul Calibur, trying to get a green goop from a floating vial into this huge-ass tube I was carrying around when an alarm went off. A couple of my friends (who also play GW2) ran past me and told me to run as well but I didn't and before I knew it the floor and the ceiling were closing in and there's this gameshow-like voice from some sort of PA system announcing that for the next minute that area will be [LOST IN TIME].
The moment he said those words the floor and ceiling went from closing in on each other to passing through each other (with me sandwiched between them the entire time) so now the floor's the ceiling and vice versa. When everything settled, it pretty much looked like the same area I was in. It was quiet, but only for a few seconds. I started running around and although the place is a little dark the noise felt like I was in a carnival. I think I didn't get to run around that far because suddenly there's this game blocking my path called [Get the Gorilla Out of the Metal Loaf!] and sure enough there's this giant circular metal loaf thing rolling left to right in front of me with a gorilla and other things stuffed in it. BUT before I could do anything, the game changed and it's now [GET THE BANANA]. At this point I was just standing there being all, "WTAF?" but then this character ran towards me and handed me the banana, which meant I have to run my ass off because the gorilla is now after me.
Still having little idea about what's going on, I turned around and screamed ran. A few steps in, I hit my head on a blunt corner, fell down and when I looked up I was back in the "real" world. The implication was either the "lost in time" minute was done, or I just dreamt the whole phase up.
Then I actually woke up. Woo.